? Mari Yaguchi | Main | Big Red Button ?

April 30, 2005

Missionary Impossible

The Sister of the Flea suggests "...this Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes thing is getting even scarier (or beardier)." Katie Holmes, 26, reportedly claims to be a virgin (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Normally, the idea that Cruise might have the opportunity to deflower Americaís Onetime Sweetheart would send us stumbling into the street to thrust our head underneath the first convenient Hummer tire, begging its dead-eyed driver to finally deliver us four tons of sweet annihilation. But in a surprising moment of clarity, we realized that this notion is patently ridiculous: Pacey totally decommissioned Katieís virgin-battleship on the fourth season of Dawsonís.

Rosie O'Donnell, formerly of FormerlyRosie, had this say.

my tommy has a new babe
katie holmes - who is a great actress
she did a movie with
patricia clarkson
i canít remember the name
but she was amazing in it
he looks happy
and that makes me happy

Posted by Ghost of a flea at April 30, 2005 07:29 AM

Trackback Pings

TrackBack URL for this entry: