How to steal from McDonald's
The Chomsky quote stands out in this "humorous, just for entertainment article" describing tactics for stealing from McDonald's but I am most intrigued to learn you can fit seven pound coins in an empty creamer.
Thus far we’ve talked only about money. This is, of course, only a fraction of the potential swag present in a McDonalds. Everything is up for grabs- happy toys, cheese, chocolate flakes, lettuce, wedges, sauce portions, cleaning substances, strip lights, sticky tape, cooking equipment, salt, pepper, sugar, pancake mix, plants, tea bags, rubbish bags, balloons, ladders, toilet roll, fire extinguishers... You need never shop again! All your worldly needs can be met by McDonalds (except alcohol and class A drugs which you can get by selling McDonalds stock), they are delighted to help.
Much more reading material is available at the McDonald's Workers Resistance.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at April 2, 2005 06:33 AM
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