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March 14, 2005

Elite Combat Unicycle

At last, a viable alternative for the Canadian military: the Elite Combat Unicycle. I make joke.

There have been found to be psychological factors which adversely effect an enemy unit under attack from combat unicyclists, primarily the well established 'gawp/double take' effect.

It has been observed that a proportion of the enemy soldiers on realizing that they are under attack by soldiers on unicycles will cease their combat activities and stare in disbelief, they are then highly susceptible to return fire.

Indeed, there are some unconfirmed reports of spontaneous 'enemy applause' with the appearance of E.C.U personnel during a firefight.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at March 14, 2005 04:37 AM

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