January 22, 2005
The truth about Oompa Loompas.
The five children enter Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and are immediately asked to sign a contract and the first few lines read......." Hereas the management cannot be held responsible for any accidents, incidents, loss of property or life or limb.."( the words on the contract then become to small to read) now if that doesn't cause reason for alarm I don't know what does, Wonka and his group of blood thirsty midgets are setting these kids right up from the start.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at January 22, 2005 09:15 AM
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