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December 20, 2004

Tongue in chic

I found a discounted (the fools!) copy of "Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue in Chic Peek Behind the Pose" by Nietzschean super-being, Paris Hilton. Who knew the Necronomicon would be packaged in sparkling pink? While I have yet to find the specific section dealing with the evocation of Nyarlathotep, Ms. Hilton does give specific instruction in how to be an heiress. For example, Rule No. 6:

"Never, ever wake up before ten; never go to bed before three. Normal hours are for normal people. You never want to be normal. Anyone can be normal. How boring. I'm yawning."

Update: As of the time of this update, "P" is for Paris Hilton.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at December 20, 2004 08:55 AM

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A reality show I'd watch: Paris and Nicole go through Marine boot camp.

Posted by: Joe at December 20, 2004 05:39 PM

How about Paris and Nicole stuck in the space station alone?

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at December 20, 2004 05:40 PM