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August 25, 2004

Jazz Kylie

Cute Kylie, Sexy Kylie, Dance Kylie, Indie Kylie... meet Jazz Kylie! The Sun reports Kylie has decided to "hang up her hotpants and stilettos."

KYLIE MINOGUE is planning to abandon pop for jazz music, I�m frankly astonished to reveal. She is to record an album of laid-back jazz and perform the tracks in intimate, smoky clubs rather than sell-out arenas.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at August 25, 2004 08:47 AM

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She does conform to the "torch-singer" sterotype in that she has "legs that go on forever" (or maybe I'm reading too much noir pulp fiction...)

Posted by: Demetrius at August 25, 2004 09:01 AM

Yeah, it's true. Back when we dated, she was always yakking about Miles Davis and Cole Porter.

I was like, "SHUT UP with the Jazz already! Now get in the kitchen and make me some PIE."

Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal at August 25, 2004 09:25 AM

I shall always think of you whenever I see Cartman.

Posted by: Flea at August 25, 2004 09:36 AM

That's awesome. Now she just has to refrain from jumping the shark like Diana Krall, by appearing in lame car ads and marrying a guy like Elvis Costello.

Posted by: Chris Taylor at August 25, 2004 10:36 AM

Kylie has only appeared in cool car ads!

Posted by: Flea at August 25, 2004 10:49 AM

Elvis hasn't been the same since we broke up in the late 80's.

Posted by: Rue at August 25, 2004 03:07 PM

Has anyone seen Girl-On-Girl Kylie? Well, here ya go...

Posted by: Damian at August 27, 2004 05:30 PM