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March 04, 2004

New media professional


Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.

It's funny because it's true. This vision of my bad post-apocalyptic self comes to the Flea courtesy of the Raging Kraut (who understands hippos).

Better shake off that radiation sickness and start preparing your IPO, because you're

A new media professional!

You missed the full-on war that caused the widespread death of so many people because you were making yourself another espresso at the company's snack kitchen. Your life isn't anything of value, but you're here anyway - might as well make the most of it and set up a .com to rent movies to half-melted soldier carcasses. A couple of banner ads and you'll be laughing, you sick new media parasite.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at March 4, 2004 10:33 AM

Comments

Wow, I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger. I vill krush you, new media girlie-mahn!

Posted by: Varenius at March 4, 2004 12:47 PM

I got Insane Ninja Child

HIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Meatriarchy at March 5, 2004 10:32 PM