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February 03, 2004

K.I.T.T.

The Raging Kraut, who was not making it up, reports David Hasselhoff's outrage at the misunderestimation of his role in the collapse of East German communism. Despite Hasselhoff's more recent oeuvre that may indeed play a significant role in resolving current world conflicts, I am sure Ray is right to credit K.I.T.T. with the fall of the Berlin Wall.

The Foundation's most important asset in achieving its goals of fighting crime and protecting the innocent is a top-secret super "car" known as the Knight Industries Two Thousand (KITT). In addition to being virtually indestructible, KITT possesses advanced artificial intelligence capable of accepting voice commands, as well as interacting with its operator and making decisions on its own. In fact, KITT's artificial intelligence is so advanced, that it has formed a kind of personality. This human characteristic has enabled KITT to gradually form a unique bond and partnership with Michael and the rest of the FLAG crew. Although his purpose is to fight criminals, KITT by nature is benevolent and compassionate. KITT is programmed in such a way that his top priority is to protect human life, and thus he does not utilize lethal force.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at February 3, 2004 08:31 AM

Comments

I also think that "Knight Boat" was somehow also involved...

http://teamknightrider.com/knightboat/knightboat.html

Posted by: Ray at February 3, 2004 09:07 AM