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January 16, 2004
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Warren Ellis takes on critics of genetically modified crops and an hippie assertion that food should "have a story." The result is vulgar to the extreme, hilarious and difficult to summarize so I shall leave Flea-readers to investigate at their own risk (via Colby Cosh).
I've got a food with a story for you. Soylent f****** Green. It's got a story, a soundtrack and Charlton f****** Heston. Soylent Green is made out of people, and thank Christ for that because I f****** hate lentils. All the books say that people taste like pork.
Yeah, that's the story I want to hear. Organically-reared hippie, humanely slaughtered while making wicker basket. Presented to you freshly washed of all weak-minded b******* intended to annoy the living f*** out of fragile writers first thing on a Thursday morning.
This has been a public service announcement on behalf of actual humans.
Yeah, that's the story I want to hear. Organically-reared hippie, humanely slaughtered while making wicker basket. Presented to you freshly washed of all weak-minded b******* intended to annoy the living f*** out of fragile writers first thing on a Thursday morning.
This has been a public service announcement on behalf of actual humans.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at January 16, 2004 08:35 AM