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December 05, 2003

Big Mac Tonight

Me and one of my favourite bartenders burst into song the other day but could not quite remember the '80s lyrics we needed. Ok, for this you have to imagine a moon-headed guy in evening-wear playing piano and singing to the tune of "Mack the Knife".

When the clock strikes
Half past six, babe
It's time to head for
Golden light
It's a good time
For the great taste
(Dinner) at McDonald's
It's Mac Tonight!

Come on make it right tonight.

And then... The Flea can only echo this question: what the schmeck happened to Mac Tonight?

I seem to remember Grimace always trying to steal milkshakes and such, which I don't have anything against. But when you decide to push the spotlight off of a human/moon hybrid as the #2 mascot to make room for some sort of rotten fishstick? That's ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at December 5, 2003 07:26 AM


Have I told you lately that you're a profoundly disturbed individual? lol

(In a nice way, though...)

Posted by: Paul Jané at December 5, 2003 12:45 PM

Paul... Paul... Paul... what can I say? ;)

Posted by: Nicholas Packwood at December 5, 2003 01:10 PM

I loved that commercial. Of course, I love the song, too.

Posted by: *** Dave at December 8, 2003 10:18 AM

i'm doing a big ass marketing paper on McDonalds and i have to write about memorable advertising they did and all i can think of is Mac Tonight, and i'm trying to get info and pictures. Mac was the man!

Posted by: danzilla at May 2, 2004 10:49 PM

Mac tonight was a **** lot better than that **** Ronald McDonald!!!!!

And way superior than that piece of purple **** Grimace!!!!!

Posted by: Edgar at June 1, 2004 03:36 AM

Every time I try to remember all the lyrics to "Mack the Knife", I invariably end up singing the "Mac Tonight" version. =(

Posted by: Chris Taylor at June 1, 2004 10:35 AM

I start singing Mac Tonight at the drop of a hat.

Posted by: Flea at June 1, 2004 10:38 AM

I couldnt believe my eyes, but Mac Tonight is actually appearing on the bags at McDonalds here in Klamath Falls, Oregon! I dont know if its part of a new ad campaign, but I nearly shat myself after seeing his face for the first time in 15 years.

Posted by: aj at June 3, 2004 03:15 PM

yah, im only 19... and i live in australia, yest just the other day i was talking to my 20 year old friend when we heard "mack the knife" and i immediatly thought of mac tonight, of course he thought i was crazy. but it appears others remember the great moon head dude also

Posted by: Spud at August 29, 2004 09:45 PM

that moon headed bastard scares the bejeezus out of me. i was traumatized as a child when i bought a kids meal.

Posted by: jonno at September 5, 2004 03:34 AM

Bring back Mac Tonight!

Posted by: bb at October 2, 2004 01:52 PM

I heard the real jazz version of that song when I was out swing dancing last night. The commercial was on when I was about two and I used to sing along to it, so I had to look it up. That's how I found this site.

Posted by: Alys Cheatle at November 4, 2004 02:39 PM

ok, mac tonight was slinging some kind of burger. which one was it? I swear it was the big mac, hence MAC TONIGHT, my friend insists it was some other sandwich on a kaiser roll? I know she's sniffing glue, help me prove her wrong.

Posted by: khat amabile at November 10, 2004 01:00 AM

This website has a description of the ad (with some tricky spelling). It tends to agree with your Big Mac claim:

There is a boy doing homework in his room, when all of the sudden, the room statrs spinning, and he sees the shadow of McTonight laughing on his wall. When the room stops spinning, the boy finds a Big Mac on top of his books. As the boy goes to bite into the burger, his mom calls for him, and says that its time to go to Mc Donalds. As they leave the house you see Mc Tonight sinning on their roof. That commercial STILL GIVES ME NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!


Posted by: Flea at November 10, 2004 05:28 AM