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October 06, 2003
Kirk vs Picard
Kirk vs Picard settle it capitán a capitán (via Absinthe and Cookies).
To those Farkers whining about this "lame" game wasting their pwecious time: "People that complain about games like this wasting their time are so lame. Like you were busy curing cancer when this game interupted you."
As much as I have enjoyed latter-day Treks up to and including Enterprise none of their captains could hope to go toe-to-toe with Kirk (though Picard's Earl Grey Hot is a formidable weapon). I have not checked the Campblog yet this morning to see what Mike thought of last night's Enterprise but his use of logic has revealed the likely ending of season three.
It turns out that the Xindi cabal is really directed by an omnipotent computer mind, hidden behind a wall in their meeting room. Archer hurls the Dune-esque-navigator creatures's water tank through the wall, thus creating an entrance to the computer room. He then lures the computer into a problem of logic,
Xindi computer: Prepare to be exterminated.
Archer: Just give me a moment to say good-bye to T'Pol. For, you see, I hate Vulcans, but I love T'Pol.
Xindi computer (whirring, lights flashing, sounding confused): You say you hate Vulcans but you also say you love T'Pol. ... But, T'Pol is a Vulcan. That means that you don't hate Vulcans ... But, your general statement indicates that you hate her .... How can you love her when you hater her?? .... [smoke, fizzle, computer dies]
Posted by Ghost of a flea at October 6, 2003 10:01 AM
Comments
Picard is by far my favorite captain but then I'm really into dignity and all that other uppity crap. He can be a bit of a bore sometimes though. I mean... Earl Grey? Come on! I like Earl Grey myself but it's all he ever drinks. How about a little variety? How about a cup of Irish Breakfast once in a while. An occasional cup of Lapsang Souchong would probably do him a lot of good too.
Posted by: Lynn S at October 11, 2003 09:14 AM