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September 20, 2003

Zombie watch

The Flea has been troubled since the American homeland went to Alert Level Zombie (via A Small Victory). Yes, Canada is traditionally at lower risk for zombie-contagion (excepting Canadians on vacation or taking work overseas) but it pays to be prepared. I am relieved to learn the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency is on the job but am once again dumb-founded by Liberal defence and counter-zombie agency cuts of the '90s which have left Canada dangerously exposed to the walking dead.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at September 20, 2003 08:50 AM


i hope you realize the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency is not real.

Posted by: Hayyoth at May 13, 2004 02:58 PM