September 19, 2003
Well run me up with the main-sail and call me a Flea! This battle of the fishes bodes ill for the sea!
Today, on automobiles all over America, the Fish Wars are raging. On a typical day an early morning commute can turn into a near-religious holy war as Jesus Fish cuts off Darwin Fish, Darwin Fish evolves to make the exit ahead of Jesus Fish, Jesus Fish invokes divine intervention to prevent Darwin Fish from finding the last parking spot. It's a never ending battle and Americans are joining the fray and choosing sides at unprecendented rates.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at September 19, 2003 07:10 AM
Fish?... That's it! I'll make fish and chips for dinner tonight.
Posted by: Rue at September 19, 2003 09:34 AM