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August 29, 2003

Like a virgin, sort of


Ho hum. Here we go again. Arch-eroticist, so-so-actor and sometime singer Madonna is fleshing out her bad girl repertoire, this time doing the larynx-limbo with pop nymphettes Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

Surely, there must have been a way to work Kylie in there somewhere... what was that? Oh yes, writing a blog entry. Don't tell me this Madonna sandwich was Britney's idea. Perhaps all those electromagnetic waves are going to Madonna's head. The Flea Institute for the Prevention of Virtue and Promotion of Vice feels compelled to provide Flea-readers everywhere with up-to-the-minute Madonna coverage. To that end, the New York Post reports:

In case you wondered, eyewitnesses in the first few rows told The Post, "There definitely was tongue."

At least we were spared J-Lo.

And then... "She's a great kisser", explains Christina Aguilera of her Madonna experience. A Hindustan Times article confirms my Britney suspicions.

"Everyone wants to know about that damn kiss. She's got a very soft lip - and she's a very lovely kisser. I've kissed her numerous times - because at every rehearsal she wanted to do it right on every time", said Christina.

But as she revealed Britney, had to be persuaded to give 45-year-old Madonna some lip service. She added: "Britney was a little shy at first. Madonna kept having to go, 'Britney, kiss me, kiss me!'"

Posted by Ghost of a flea at August 29, 2003 10:30 AM


And I thought Colin Farell gives Britney enough. Oh, well.

Posted by: Sassy at August 29, 2003 10:24 PM