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August 26, 2003

Past Life Analysis


Which era in time are you?

The Flea is not sure how to feel about yet another last earthly incarnation. I wonder why the birth-date is only approximate.

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North India around the year 1425.
Your profession was that of a builder of houses, temples and cathedrals.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life.
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Do you remember now?

Past life diagnosis is so tricky. Another opinion was more satisfying.

Here's What the Abyss Told Me...
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I'm sensing you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born In Wonder Girl's Gym Locker in approximately 1425.
I'm guessing your profession was The Guy That Sorts Socks.
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What I think you were like in your past life:
You were a sane practical person; materialistic with no consciousness. As a result you had no problem breaking the legs of people who owed you money. People said you were a loan shark, but you prefered to think of yourself as a bank teller with a baseball bat.
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The Lesson I think you were supposed to learn
Your lesson was to study wisdom. But since no one had any, you used the free time to watch old re-runs of Leave It To Beaver.
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Did I get any of this right? If not, try again. Robin told me practice makes perfect!

Posted by Ghost of a flea at August 26, 2003 12:27 AM