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August 25, 2003

Batman manhunt

The life of a caped crusader is not an easy one and the Flea can only hesitate to provide ammuntion for the anti-Batman press. Journalistic integrity forces me to point to this report:

Police have launched a manhunt for Batman, after a man dressed as the superhero beat another man unconscious outside of a cafe over the weekend. "Police are hunting a man dressed as Batman who was involved in an assault in the early hours of Sunday morning," Thames Valley Police said in a statement on Monday.

Another report quotes a police source, "It was really a case of 'Kapow!'"

Posted by Ghost of a flea at August 25, 2003 10:18 AM