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July 11, 2003

The Bill of No Rights

A new constitution is reportedly the work of Georgia State Representative Mitchell Kaye but was actually written by former U.S. Senate candidate Lewis Napper:

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be ... and like the rest of us you need to simply deal with it.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at July 11, 2003 01:07 PM


I would vote for these. Since I'm so close to Chicago I'm sure I'd vote more than once for it.

Posted by: Chaos Overlord at July 11, 2003 02:49 PM