Ghost of a flea

Gay Marriage in Ontario

Some bawdy etiquette on the subject of gay marriage in Ontario (via the Architect):

Now that gay marriage is legal in Ontario, here are some rules we should
follow:

1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to see each
other at the gym.

2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have:
Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.

3) It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the parents to have an
open bar during the entire ceremony.

4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating any
of the wedding cake because it's all carbs and sugar.

5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the
priest.

6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow sticks,
flags, whistles or hand held lasers.

7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always thrown
in the face of a hated rival.

8) The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least 1 go-go dancer.

9) The wedding singer is not allowed to play/sing Let's Hear It For the
Boy, It's Raining Men or I Will Survive.

10) The father of the Bottom pays for everything!

Posted by Ghost of a flea at June 20, 2003 01:52 AM