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June 19, 2003
Crop circles not made by aliens after all
Pravda means "barking moonbats" in Russian yet even Pravda's enthusiasm for aliens and time-travel balks at aliens as the source of all those pesky crop circles. They are, rather, the result of a conspiracy by international corporations:
It is a natural process and harmless, but mysterious circles do appear. However, after the process was investigated, someone decided to use process for a specific purpose. It is clear that modern technologies can duplicate this natural phenomenon without difficulties. Since the early 1980s some formations have begun to appear, they were different from a simple circle as they had some patterns, geometrical figures, which signified that it was the product of someone's evil mind.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at June 19, 2003 12:20 PM
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...Or it could just be a bunch of merry pranksters using primitive tools that have been around for years...like a piece of wood!
Of course, the pyramids were built by aliens.
Posted by: Fred Kiesche at June 20, 2003 08:39 AM
You are coming perilously close to the truth of the Canadian illuminati. Now, let's talk about cow-tipping...
Posted by: Nicholas Packwood at June 20, 2003 10:28 AM
Hey! That's a Captial I. When you reference any variant of our Bavarian Masters, you must Speak in Uppercase.
Cow tipping? We have that down here as well. Of course, I've never understood cow-pie flinging...
Posted by: Fred Kiesche at June 20, 2003 03:31 PM