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January 04, 2011

I'm not a guido, I'm a guidette

The New York Post offers highlights from Nichole "Snooki" Polizzi's A Shore Thing, available from fine booksellers this week.

Now wondering what I could have asked to ghost this thing. Feed me Jägerbombs and I can do juicehead.

* "Yum. Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla."

* "Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a 'roid rage, it is a 'road' 'roid rage."

* "Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky."

Fair dues, Tony “Trouble” Troublino is an inspired character name.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at January 4, 2011 07:45 AM