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November 26, 2008

Batman kicks Superman's ass into next week


Kryptonite gloves: Allow me to introduce you to them.

To elaborate on the point: Yes, Superman is faster and stronger and - with one notable exception - invulnerable. Batman, by contrast, has no superpowers whatsoever. Technically, he is not even a superhero. I get it. I get the point. In a fair fight, Superman wins.

So in what universe is Batman going to give Superman a fair fight? This is my point. Batman's superpower is being a pissed off white guy. I mean seriously pissed off. John McCain plus Die Hard to the power of Dirty Harry over 9000.

Batman is MY hero.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at November 26, 2008 03:45 PM


Green or Red?

Posted by: OregonGuy [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 26, 2008 05:14 PM