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March 28, 2007

Lanoline-lubricated killing frenzy

In the interest of full disclosure I should point out I have many relatives in Gloucestershire. And no jokes about woolly hair either.

Anyone among you thinking of paying a visit to the Gloucestershire village of Leighterton with the intention of burgling the good burghers of that little piece of rural England might want to pick another target, The Sun suggests.

That's because Leighterton is protected by 60-year-old retired farmworker Keith Clifford and his herd of "highly-trained" attack sheep. And in case you're willing to laugh off the threat posed by the 24 ovine vigilantes, bear in mind that Keith has raised them from birth to strike without mercy - a fact attested by The Sun's promotion of the woolly Ninjas from "flock" to ruthless wolf-style "pack".

Posted by Ghost of a flea at March 28, 2007 07:14 AM