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March 16, 2007

'Do you know, I always thought unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!' 'Well, now that we have seen each other,' said the unicorn, 'if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you.'

Unicorns make great pets - (cough) if you are a virgin (/cough) - but no matter how many it asks do not let it get behind the wheel (via Raymi, "my boyfriend stay away he is MINE!").

A man accused of drunk-driving and crashing his truck into a lamp post told police a unicorn had been at the wheel when it careered off the road, local media reported Wednesday. ... His March 7 crash in Billings was witnessed by two police officers, said prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist, but Holliday still insisted a unicorn was driving when he slammed into the street lighting, shortly after jumping a red light.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at March 16, 2007 07:27 AM