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December 31, 2005

Be it resolved

I am not much for New Year's resolutions for much the same Quaker-related reasons I am not much for elaborate doctrines regarding sin and penetence. To sum up: if you feel bad about doing something you should probably not be doing it regardless of the day of the week let alone the time of the year. That said, some pause for reflection is not a bad idea even if it does happen to be New Year's Eve.

i. I will be a bit more patient with people.
ii. I will be much less patient with some people.
iii. This year I will get better at sorting out which kind of people I am dealing with.
iv. I will worry less about people thinking I am cool.
v. I will become more cool each day than the day before.
vi. This is the year the Flea becomes famous for being famous.
vii. I will become better reconciled to the aging process.
viii. I will stick with my slimming regimen.
ix. This will be "The Year of the Ripped Abs".
x. I will finally work out the trick of being at least two places at once.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at December 31, 2005 10:54 AM

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This will also be the year of ripped abs at Beautiful Atrocities, where we will think about them frequently, & even occasionally get up & walk across the room

Posted by: beautifulatrocities [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 1, 2006 05:06 PM

This sounds remarkably close to my famous and effective Cake and Cigarette Diet™.

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 1, 2006 06:05 PM