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December 17, 2005

Vincent Gallo's sperm

Ok Gallo, that thing with ChloŽ Sevigny in Brown Bunny? That was a problem. But this. This thing with the sperm is stepping right over the line.*

Vincent Gallo's Sperm

$1 Million

Price includes all costs related to one attempt at an in-vitro fertilization. (A $50,000 value) If the first attempt at in vitro fertilization is unsuccessful, purchaser of sperm must pay all medical costs related to additional attempts. Mr. Gallo will supply sperm for as many attempts as it takes to complete a successful fertilization and successful delivery. Sperm is 100% guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug, alcohol and disease free. If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself.

*Scroll down for the full horror.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at December 17, 2005 10:33 AM

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Are we sure they're not scraping the stuff off those Hopalong Cassidy bedsheets?

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