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December 01, 2005

Jennifer Love Hewitt sells her body for sex

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Enquiring Flea-readers want to know: what does Jennifer Love Hewitt behind bars have to do with blog awards season? And what does this have to do with selling her body for sex? Is Jennifer in danger of imprisonment should the Flea fail to take Best Culture Blog? Hardly (and I will get to the sex for money part in a moment). For one thing, I doubt Jennifer Love Hewitt reads blogs let alone has any idea of the average blogger's role in fighting crime or defending the democracy I am certain she holds dear. No, dear readers, ours is a lonely task. Made all the more lonely, I am afraid, by the fact the Flea has been nominated in the American version of the weblog awards in the very same Best Culture Blog category or that the Canadian version has a second round of voting starting this Saturday. So it is groans of frustration all round then for this seemingly interminable process.

Now, far be it from me to bribe the Flea's discerning readership with the promise of a Jennifer Love Hewitt Week if you all keep the faith but let's just say... oh yes, I was forgetting the "sex for money" issue. It turns out that in moving on from her last screen appearance in Garfield Ms. Love Hewitt has decided to take on a comedic role as a home-maker hooker in She Had Brains, a Body, and the Ability to Make Men Love Her. So this counts as news then.

The Hollywood Reporter describes the project as "fact based", which we presume to mean there will indeed be some true things in it... but not enough to make it boring. The original magazine article, written by Katy Vine, is the story of a 22-year-old Odessa housewife and former homecoming queen who becomes the most popular hooker in her little Texas community. That is until she and 68 of her fellow prostitutes and prominent Odessa citizens were arrested in the midst of a city-shaking scandal.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at December 1, 2005 08:33 AM

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Comments

There are too many Jennifers. I mix up Connelly, Garner, & Love Hewitt. Aniston I know but wish I didn't. Ditto Lopez.

Posted by: beautifulatrocities [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 1, 2005 01:53 PM

It is this type of cutting edge, insightful reporting that keeps me coming back.

Btw, the order of those Jennifers is

Connelly
Love Hewitt
Garner

Posted by: Chaos Overlord [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 3, 2005 01:52 PM