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March 31, 2010

Sartorial profiling

Al Arabiya is shocked - shocked! - to learn women wearing headscarves were kicked off a Moscow subway train following the bombing of two Moscow subway trains by women wearing headscarves. Considering this latest incident of HATE - another case of sartorial profiling - we must investigate this atrocity and insult. No woman wearing a headscarf must ever be made to feel singled out.

In Toronto, fortunately, we are above such things.

"As I see it, the real danger is that such incidents could be used by politicians," said Leokadia Drobizheva, head of the Research Centre for Inter ethnic Relations at the Russian Academy of Sciences.

Yes, such is the real danger. As to commuting to work on the Moscow metro system: You spins the wheel, you takes your chances.

Only tangentially related at this juncture: Russia may unveil new 'super-tank' in summer 2010.

Russia's new main battle tank (MBT), the T-95, could be exhibited for the first time at an arms show in the Urals Region this summer, the developer and future manufacturer of the tank has said.

The development of the new tank dubbed "Item 195" began at the Uralvagonzavod design bureau in the early 1990s. Russia will become the first country in the world to have the 5th-generartion MBT if the military commissions the vehicle.

And again: A second coordinated atrocity against Russia.

Two suicide bombers, including one wearing a police uniform, killed at least a dozen people Wednesday in a coordinated attack in Russia's volatile North Caucasus region, authorities said, just two days after a pair of female bombers struck the Moscow subway system and raised fears of a fresh wave of terrorism in the country.
Posted by the Flea at 09:04 AM

Cigarettes may contain pig blood

And at a stroke, four billiontytwo filthy souls were barred from Paradise.

No virgins for you smokers!

Cigarettes may contain traces of pigs' blood, an Australian academic says with a warning that religious groups could find its undisclosed presence "very offensive".

University of Sydney Professor in Public Health Simon Chapman points to recent Dutch research which identified 185 different industrial uses of a pig - including the use of its haemoglobin in cigarette filters.
Posted by the Flea at 09:03 AM

Timbaland feat. Katy Perry: If We Ever Meet Again

Posted by the Flea at 09:01 AM

March 30, 2010

Is there anything you hold sacred?

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Ruler: Do you promise that your detectives shall well and truly detect the crimes presented to them, using those wits which it may please you to bestow upon them and not placing reliance on nor making use of Divine Revelation, Feminine Intuition, Mumbo-Jumbo, Jiggery-Pokery, Coincidence or the Act of God?

Candidate: I do.

Ruler: Do you solemnly swear never to conceal a vital clue from the reader?

Candidate: I do.

Ruler: Will you honour the King's English?

Candidate: I will.

- from the Detection Club Oath by Dorothy Sayers

And: In light of the current fracas over the inalienable right to force your mother, your sisters, your wives and your daughters into a bin-liner, a true prophet and teacher for women.

Perhaps it is no wonder that the women were first at the Cradle and last at the Cross. They had never known a man like this Man--there never has been such another. A prophet and a teacher who never nagged at them, never flattered or coaxed or patronised; who never made arch jokes about them, never treated them either as "The women, God help us!" or "The ladies, God bless them!"; who rebuked without querulousness and praised without condescension; who took their questions and arguments seriously; who never mapped out their sphere for them, never urged them to be feminine or jeered at them for being female; who had no axe to grind and no uneasy male dignity to defend; who took them as he found them and was completely unself-conscious. There is no act, no sermon, no parable in the whole Gospel that borrows its pungency from female perversity; nobody could possibly guess from the words and deeds of Jesus that there was anything "funny" about woman's nature.

- Dorothy Sayers, Are Women Human?
Posted by the Flea at 08:48 AM

Self-esteemism

Theodore Dalrymple and self-esteem (via Quotulatiousness).

That self-esteemists mostly know that they are about as sincere as Marie Antoinette playing shepherdess is illustrated by the following: When patients pretended to confide in me that they were suffering from low self-esteem, I used to reply that at least, then, they had got one thing right: they had valued themselves at their true worth. (Of course, I used care when addressing the patients: those with higher education were less able to bear the exposure of their deception by means of irony, because their education had equipped them with stronger and more sophisticated powers of rationalization.)

Patients, students, take your pick: Your feelings about your mark are a matter of perfect indifference to me. I would, however, be happy to explain how you earned it (as I may have said recently).

Posted by the Flea at 08:47 AM

Could the feds require Americans to purchase GM cars?

Via Allahpundit, whence the question.

Posted by the Flea at 08:43 AM

War: Low Rider

Posted by the Flea at 08:42 AM

March 29, 2010

Atrocity in Moscow

Female suicide bombers have been blamed for two bomb attacks on the Moscow metro system. One hopes everyone recognizes paired attacks of this kind as an al Qaeda MO.

And the act of murder-sacrifice as the MO of the Temple of Elemental Evil.

Emergency Ministry spokeswoman Svetlana Chumikova said 23 people were killed at the Lubyanka station in central Moscow. The station is underneath the building that houses the main offices of the Federal Security Service, or FSB, the KGB's main successor agency.

The second explosion hit the Park Kultury station about 45 minutes later. Chumikova said at least 12 were dead there.

Expect two things: First, the usual evil retards denouncing the incident as a false flag operation and pretext. Second, for the Russians to go apeshit.

Which is what we should do when this sort of thing happens. In Canada, you are just as likely to get a Canada Council grant, tenure or a sinecure as Governor General.

Posted by the Flea at 06:37 AM | Comments (2)

You rat bastard

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Official armourer to Her Majesty the Queen, Terry English's home is filled with vintage film posters of the titles he has worked on.

He also keeps a replica of the breastplate worn by Helen Mirren in Excalibur.

I bet.

'I can remember spending six hours in Helen's dressing room, sharing a bottle of whisky and measuring her.

'She literally stripped off naked in front of me. Of course, it was strictly professional.'
Posted by the Flea at 06:28 AM | Comments (2)

Level up

A professor at Indiana University has replaced grades with experience points.

I find this notion tempting.

Lee Sheldon is an accomplished screenwriter and game writer, having worked on TV shows like ST:TNG and Charlie's Angels as well as the Agatha Christie series of games from The Adventure Company. He now teaches game design courses for Indiana University's Department of Telecommunications. Instead of assigning his students a grade at the end of the course, he instead starts every student at 0 xp and they earn points through completing quests like solo projects and quizzes in addition to grouping up for guild projects and pick up groups. How many points they have at the end of the course determines their actual "grade."
Posted by the Flea at 06:27 AM

Shoe Polish, Japanese Version

Via Dark Roasted Blend, whence the title.

Posted by the Flea at 06:24 AM

Erykah Badu: Window Seat

Posted by the Flea at 06:23 AM

March 28, 2010

How to Build Codex's Staff

Because life is not 100% downer.

Posted by the Flea at 07:11 AM

The revolution of lowering expectations

Charles Moore argues after half a century of rising expectations, the revolution of lowering expectations is only just beginning.

This is about more than mortgages and interest rates, it is political.

At the height of our boom, it became fashionable to disdain economic growth. People forgot that the history of the world is one in which most human beings have had a very hard time. A social order which produces steadily, genuinely growing prosperity for most citizens is therefore a great and rare achievement. It was the failure of socialism to ensure such prosperity which lost it the Cold War. But if I were a Communist now, I would be rubbing my hands. The promise of liberal capitalism is that people are free to share in and accumulate the rewards of their labours, and that this, in turn, will help those rewards increase. For millions of people, this is now not happening. Every expectation of intergenerational security on which bourgeois life thrives is blocked. With the public purse as empty as the voters' pockets, no political party can see the way through this. Ministers, bankers, Parliament have all failed, while looking after themselves comfortably in the process. So the conditions are ripe for a new politics of grievance and anger. Which is where revolutions begin.

Which is fine, so long as the revolution is preceded by a word like Reagan or Thatcher. Most revolutions aren't.

Posted by the Flea at 06:27 AM

Until quite recently, England used to mean something

Posted by the Flea at 06:24 AM

Howard Jones: Pearl In The Shell

Posted by the Flea at 06:23 AM

March 27, 2010

Electoral fraud

Theodore Dalrymple cites what may be the most costly ballot stuffing scam in British history. Since Labour took office, the National Health Service has taken on 400,000 new staff, one-fifth of all new jobs created in Britain during the period.

Experience has long shown that further spending by state-monopoly suppliers of services (if services is quite the word I seek) benefits not the consumers but the providers. And they—ever more numerous—naturally vote for their own providers, the politicians. Thus the NHS has become an enormously expensive method of ballot-stuffing. Personally, I would rather have outright electoral fraud. It would be less expensive and slightly more honest.

A related point: A sidebar on the Left's long march through the institutions.

I have taken to reading the comments on main stream media articles. Here I find all the letters to the editor that the activists never published during the decades of when rising social spending had no effect on rising social problems, even as activist employment levels rose, and activist pay scales accelerated. Gosh, reading those comments, people sure are angry. I can see why the fringe leftists suppressed the voice of the working class. Aside from the utility of cherry picking public opinion to create the illusion that fringe leftism is mainstream, it also protects our lefty aristocrats from facing the specter of an uprising of the working class. Now we can see that the working class is angry. No work, under employed, taxed, and mocked for their virtues by non-working, over-paid, taxspenders, the working class has found a new technology, the internet, which is as revolutionary as the printing press.
Posted by the Flea at 07:27 AM

Meanwhile, in popcorn futures

The United Arab Emirates navy is thought to have opened fire on a Saudi patrol vessel. Does anyone know the Arabic for red on red?

Also, the following tidbit.

The UAE was slower to join the arms race, despite a long-running row with Iran over three Gulf islands previously under Abu Dhabi control which were seized by the late Shah in 1971 on the night the Emirates celebrated their independence.

But now the UAE, despite its small size, is the fourth largest purchaser of weaponry on the international market in the world.
Posted by the Flea at 07:24 AM | Comments (1)

The Turban and the Swastika

The Turban and the Swastika whole film from Vlad Tepes on Vimeo.

Posted by the Flea at 07:23 AM

Frank Sinatra: Summer Wind

Posted by the Flea at 07:22 AM

March 26, 2010

How to Write a Thriller

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Ian Fleming offers advice to aspiring writers.

People often ask me, "How do you manage to think of that? What an extraordinary (or sometimes extraordinarily dirty) mind you must have." I certainly have got vivid powers of imagination, but I don't think there is anything very odd about that.

We are all fed fairy stories and adventure stories and ghost stories for the first 20 years of our lives, and the only difference between me and perhaps you is that my imagination earns me money.

Image: Ian Fleming often wrote at his desk in the master bedroom at Goldeneye.

Posted by the Flea at 07:58 AM | Comments (1)

Base 22

Former US defense attache, Mark Stokes, now executive director of Project 2049, is probably not the most popular person in Peking these days.

The Chinese government is probably unhappy about a new report by a Virginia-based, non-partisan think-tank called Project 2049 that reveals significant and previously little known details about Base 22 in the Qinling mountains in Shaanxi province, China's primary storage facility for nuclear weapons. Publicity about this new report - "China's Nuclear Warhead Storage and Handling System" - first appeared in Defense News in early March.

One can quickly understand the reason for Beijing's displeasure. Although the existence of this strategic storage complex in northwest China has been known for years, what has been said in the report about the size - 400 square kilometers, the tunnel complex inside Taibai Mountain, and the railway lines leading to this mysterious fortress is not the kind of detailed information that China is eager to share with the outside world.

Related: China's Nuclear Warhead Storage and Handling System (pdf).

Posted by the Flea at 07:53 AM

Black Sabbath: War Pigs (Live in Paris 1970)

Posted by the Flea at 07:48 AM

March 25, 2010

For Shaidle Hulud is a fearsome god

The forces of reaction celebrate as Ann Coulter continues her one woman carpet bombing of Canadian received opinion. Five Feet of Fury, Blazing Cat Fur and the inestimable Binks all have further round ups. So too does Mark Steyn by way of saying we need to do more than write the best lines to win this fight.

Pace Mark Steyn, I still hand the day to Sean McCormick with the following special to the Flea.

I was really disappointed in Coulter last night. She talks a good game, but in the end she lacked the guts to show her face. C'mon, we're talking about a bunch of mewling, leftist twats. In fact, it irks me that Coulter gets all the attention when -- in my opinion -- Kathy Shaidle is superior in every respect but the blonde leggy area.

If it had been Shaidle speaking last night, the extra security would have been deployed for the sole purpose of making sure that Kathy didn't start waterboarding hippies. And you know that she would, too. Hell, when she faced down a bunch of rabid muslims in TO, the only reason she left was because the police were freaked, not because she was. The woman has guts.

She's more or less what you'd get if you cross bred Maggie Thatcher with a PMSing pitbull. I mean every word of that as a compliment, too. Can we, like, start a religion based on her, or something? She's worthy.

Sean M.

p.s. Here's a list I've been working on...

Shaidlefreude: Kathy taking vicious delight in the PC discomfort of a progressive.

Shaidlety: The exact opposite of subtlety, but with a habanero pepper on top.

Shaidleism: Virtual polemicism reduced to a pithy and memorable one liner. The verbal equivalent of a sheet lightning enema.

Shaidulhu: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Shaidulhu T'ranna wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Shaidlefreude, FTW!

(With a gold star for the correct Mythos spelling of Toronto.)

Update: Thanks to Ed Driscoll for giving the Flea the nod for quote of the day.

Posted by the Flea at 09:58 AM

There is a reason they all left Canada

In which the Flea is delighted to answer a question for Ann Coulter.

At the risk of violating anyone's positive space, what happened to Canada? How did the country that gave us Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Martin Short, Dan Aykroyd and Catherine O'Hara suddenly become a bunch of whining crybabies?
Posted by the Flea at 09:57 AM

At least that shows good judgment

Tunku Varadarajan on David Frum and "Polite-Company Conservatives."

North of the border we just call them "Canadian Conservatives."

Yesterday, I got an email from a prominent conservative academic; it was, I think, a touch harsh on the object of its attention. Here’s what it said: “Frum's pathetic, desperate whining reeks of self-loathing. At least that shows good judgment: I loathe him, too.”

Via Ace, adding re. Frum (and the remainder of the Canadian retardentsia).

But because his attitude is viewed more favorably by the liberal retardentsia whose approval he so craves, he deems that his attitude is the more sophisticated and intellectualized one.

Less intellectualized: Jonah Goldberg condemns "spot the boob job" features, links Supermodels, then and now.

Posted by the Flea at 09:54 AM

Jihad is not just a public relations problem

When the people turn to the Hell's Angels to ensure the continuance of civil society, the Establishment needs to reconsider its duty or faces its retirement.

The longer they leave it, the less likely said retirement is to be voluntary (via Gates of Vienna).

Those under the age of 18 given option to join the Viking Defence League by Hells Angels bikers.

The Hells Angels bikers have been in the spotlight of the authorities for some time, but now they have awakened even more concern by founding a youth group for children and teens.
Posted by the Flea at 09:52 AM

The VampMams: Leberwusrst Leid

Via Blame Mitchieville.

Posted by the Flea at 09:48 AM

March 24, 2010

Tony Blair's Middle East financial interests

Canada is not alone in enjoying a one time Prime Minister now in the service of the oil ticks.

At least Tony Blair has the decency to be ashamed of himself. He tried to keep this disgraceful, dishonourable business a secret (hat tip to Rochelle).

The Daily Mail described Blair as waging an “extraordinary two-year battle to keep secret a lucrative deal with a multinational oil giant which has extensive interests in Iraq”, referring to the just revealed fact that Mr. Blair serves as advisor to a South Korean firm, UI Energy, since August 2008, and has made at least £20million since leaving Downing Street in June 2007.

In addition, the daily claimed, the former head of state who is now the Middle East Quartet’s envoy to Israel “went to great efforts to keep hidden a separate £1million deal advising the ruling royal family in Iraq's neighbor Kuwait”, since June 2008, reportedly with the task of producing a report on the oil state's future over the next 30 years.

Once upon a time, you would have been drawn and quartered for less.

Related: Hey, Belinda, your stupid is showing.

Tony Blair has linked up with perhaps his most intriguing partner yet as he seeks to create a powerful network across north America and shift the focus of his Tony Blair Faith Foundation away from his unappreciative native Britain.
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Helping Blair spend his bounty will be some controversial figures, including the liberal Canadian Belinda Stronach and right-wing evangelical US pastor Rick Warren.
Posted by the Flea at 11:04 AM

What does a soldier receive in the IDF Kit?

Posted by the Flea at 11:03 AM

Catherine Tate: Language Translator

Watching this video is illegal in Canada.*

* If you laugh. If your job is "detecting" things for the CHRC then no harm, no foul.

Posted by the Flea at 11:02 AM

Grace Jones: Walking in the Rain

Posted by the Flea at 11:01 AM

March 23, 2010

O frabjous day

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Cheryl Cole now prefers men with a pot belly.

"A guy could be in the Speedos and be ripped to within an inch of his life and I don't think I'd look again. It would have to be the Bermuda shorts and the pot belly," said Cole.
Posted by the Flea at 08:09 AM | Comments (2)

Wreckers

Once upon a time, a career in the civil service was more of a vocation than a job, a bit worthy and a bit safe but public minded and well intentioned.

Now it is about joining the Party.

Out in the real world, everyone else is bracing up to the new harsh reality. But unionised labour is once again behaving as if it is a class apart.

These grievances also stand proxy for an extreme Left-wing mindset which seeks to wreck the country and looks for any pretext to do so.

The RMT general secretary Bob Crow, who belonged to the Communist Party of Great Britain until it disbanded, has never made any secret of his militant tendencies.

The aim is simply the exercise of brute power by union bosses; it matters not one whit to them whether people already suffering from the general belt-tightening are now having their precious holiday travel plans ruined.

Who needs a Communist Party when you can work as British Airways cabin crew? The pay is better, the perqs can't be beat and the employer is a pushover.

Related: State spending now accounts for 52 per cent of Gross Domestic Product, more than half of Britain's economy, for the first time since OECD records began.

When Labour came to power in 1997, government spending accounted for 40 per cent of GDP. That was a respectable figure, comparable to that of the United States. Now Britain has overtaken most European countries in state spending. Admittedly, the recession accounts for the big jump from 47.5 per cent a year ago. But the long-term trend has been shaped by Labour's eye-watering spending increases over a decade, cynically designed to build up and reward a public-sector workforce that could be relied upon to return the favour at election times.

Meanwhile: Not all civil servants are created equal.

Up to 500 soldiers are to lose their jobs in the Army as the Ministry of Defence "rebalances" troop numbers.
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The MoD says the Army is near to its staffing limit of about 100,000 troops and it needed "modest adjustments".
Posted by the Flea at 08:07 AM

Paloma Faith: Upside Down

Hat tip to Jeff.

Posted by the Flea at 08:03 AM

March 22, 2010

Let them eat cake (and keep it too)

Unsure whether to dismiss Ann Coulter as a comedienne or censor her as a dangerous zealot, the Left splits the difference and does both (via Blazing Cat Fur).

I would say they can’t have it both ways but then they write the laws in this country.

Don’t they, Mr. Harper.

Update: This may indeed be the pitiful state to which one of the oldest free societies on the planet has been reduced. But it does allow Mark Steyn to conjure the following mental image.

I don't get the feeling they'd be eager to re-ignite the free speech wars on a nuclear scale. Think of Ezra's and my appearance in the House of Commons, and then imagine the scene when Miss Coulter testifies.

Which leads me to the following (belated) realization. The Left is scared witless at the thought we are laughing at them. Small wonder this latest attempt to ban humour.

Posted by the Flea at 08:47 AM

Speaking truth to sour

Via Lumpy, Grumpy and Frumpy.

Posted by the Flea at 08:42 AM | Comments (1)

Richard The Lionheart defeating Saladin at the Battle of Arsuf

Posted by the Flea at 08:41 AM

March 21, 2010

Bloop

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Mythos fans will recognize the Bloop for what it is (sound file at the link).

The stars, pretty much aligned.

The Bloop is the name given to an ultra-low frequency and extremely powerful underwater sound detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) several times during the summer of 1997. The source of the sound remains unknown.
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According to the NOAA description, it "rises rapidly in frequency over about one minute and was of sufficient amplitude to be heard on multiple sensors, at a range of over 5,000 km." NOAA's system ruled out its origin as any known man-made sound, such as a submarine or bomb, or familiar geological sounds such as volcanoes or earthquakes. While the audio profile of the bloop does resemble that of a living creature, the system identified it as unknown because it was far too loud for that to have been the case: it was several times louder than the loudest known biological sound.

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

Via Dark Roasted Blend.

Posted by the Flea at 10:14 AM

DUNE: An Interview with Frank Herbert & David Lynch

There are six parts in total.

Also: Jodorowsky's Dune.

Posted by the Flea at 10:13 AM

Doctor Who Series 5 press launch trailer

Posted by the Flea at 10:12 AM | Comments (1)

David Bowie: Life On Mars?

Posted by the Flea at 10:11 AM

March 20, 2010

Off your meds, I presume

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When I first learned of objections to the restoration of a bronze statue memorializing Henry Morton Stanley I assumed such objections were based in post-colonial ideology, Congolese nativist fascism and the generalized, low-grade anti-British grievance children of British immigrants come to expect in, for example, Canada.

But it turns out Henry Morton Stanley was a psycho.

Stanley led a peculiar life, filled with name changes and hopes to make it big. Born in Denbigh, a small Welsh market town, his birth certificate designated him a "bastard". He travelled to America and by several accounts never consummated his marriage because of a great fear of women. Later a Daily Telegraph journalist with a moustache he blackened daily, he was spurred into colonial adventure with a sadistic twist. He once cut off his dog's tail, cooked it and fed it back to the dog. By the time he took on the Congo, he had already lain waste to dozens of towns on the exotic island of Zanzibar, off the coast of Tanzania.
Posted by the Flea at 08:48 AM | Comments (1)

There is little hope

Yukio Noguchi is one of the few economists who predicted correctly the collapse of Japan's "bubble economy" in 1987.

Noguchi now warns Japan is in danger of bankruptcy (the mostly likely alternative being hyperinflation). Enjoy!

Compared with Greece, Japan's gross government debt is far worse, at 181 percent of gross domestic product — the highest among the developed countries. Greece's debt-to-GDP ratio is 115 percent.

Japan's present debt-to-GDP ratio is only comparable with what it was at the end of World War II. At that time, the only way the government could reduce the debt was through hyperinflation, which wiped out much of the people's wealth with skyrocketing prices.

"I can't tell exactly what will happen (this time), but what actually happened after the war was that the price level surged 60 times in just over four years," Noguchi said. "If the same thing happens again, a ¥10 million bank account will have the same net value of just ¥100,000 today. It's actually possible," he warned.
Posted by the Flea at 08:44 AM

Those magnificent men and their flying machines

On the one hand: F-35 completes vertical landing.

The Pentagon's project to build the next generation of military fighter jets cleared a major hurdle Thursday when a test version of the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter successfully completed a vertical landing for the first time.

On the other hand: Russia's secret fighter jet with 'human intellect'.

In terms of appearance, the T-50, or as its still known the PAK FA (Perspective complex of front aircraft), is similar to the Raptor. But it may turn out to be much better and more economical. It is impossible to compare the features of the two aircraft, since everything to do with the T-50 is still classified information.

On the gripping hand: ACLU sues government over drones.

The American Civil Liberties Union sued the federal government Tuesday to learn the use of unmanned drones for targeted killings by the military and CIA.

The good bit:

Posted by the Flea at 08:43 AM

Vanessa Paradis: Divine Idylle

Both hot and beautiful, btw.

Posted by the Flea at 08:41 AM

March 19, 2010

Men are quite simple to understand, actually

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Sandra Bullock's husband cheated on her with the heavily tattooed Michelle “Bombshell’ McGee, leaving David Forsmark confused (hat tip to Kathy).

With the back and forth this week between men not understanding women and women not understanding men, I’m starting to wonder if I understand the members of my OWN sex.

Leave aside the tattoos* and we are left with the question of why a man would pass over a great beauty for the charms of a seemingly lesser beauty. If he could have Sandra Bullock why would he choose to turn elsewhere?

There are two answers to this question.

The first concerns a distinction between a woman who is "beautiful" and a woman who is "hot". While the expression of this distinction is idiosyncratic to some degree, I believe the distinction itself will be immediately recognizable to most men. When it comes to sex, "hot" trumps "beautiful" every time.** Sandra Bullock is beautiful, quite lovely actually, but Bombshell McGee is hot, much more so in person, I suspect, than in her photographs.

The second answer is a bit more straightforward: Sex addiction.***

Related: Michelle McAgee teaches men how to pick up women. They like the unattainable, apparently.

* Theodore Dalrymple will never see eye to eye on the issue.
** Some lucky men are blessed to find both qualities in the same woman. But then I am in favour of tattoos.
*** In which Matt Stone mocks The Huffington Post to their face.

Posted by the Flea at 08:58 AM | Comments (6)

Grand Theft Horse FTW

Posted by the Flea at 08:48 AM

Pomplamoose: Telephone

Hat tip to Bill.

Posted by the Flea at 08:47 AM

March 18, 2010

The problem, in a nutshell

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This is what the IDF thinks will win hearts and minds in the West.

It won't.

We’ve all heard of being “carbon neutral,” and while the technology does not yet exist for vehicles, let alone an entire army to have zero impact on the environment, the Israeli Defense Forces is pushing to be the first.

A self-declared “green” army, the IDF recognizes projects that connect its soldiers with the environment.

Look, barn owls are awesome (at the link) but they are also entirely beside the point.

Almost nobody in the United States who supports Israel is much fussed about an impact on the environment if it means defending an embattled democracy, still less by yesterday's carbon emmissions hoax. And anybody in the United States yearning for a "green army" (most Leftists would describe this as a contradiction in terms) would already be convinced of Israel's virtue by now were they open to reason, justice, even naked self-interest, in the first place.

The Left is right about one thing: They do not despise Israel out of anti-Semitism. Anti-Semitism is an excuse - for the paleocons, a reflex - but I expect the Left would hate Israel all the same if its first language were, say, Swedish. The key is to find a people other than the Jews who would have dared a democratic and socialist experiment in the desert, who would have attempted to found a polity grounded in equality in the midst of medievalism, barbarism and spiritual darkness.

The Left despises Israel not for its crimes (imagined, for the most part) but precisely for its virtues. The Left hates Israel because Israel is a democracy, because Israel supports the rights of minorities, because Israel defends the rights of women. Advertising the green credentials of the only country in the Middle East that isn't an environmental (economic, social, political and moral) disaster is a lost cause. If anything, it is more fuel for the fire.

The Left hates Israel because the Left hates itself. The Left is a suicide cult but - as with their shaheed brothers - they do not have the decency to top themselves quietly in a corner. Their plan is to take as many of us with them in as gruesome and pointless a manner possible.

Worse yet, Israel is itself largely a product of the Left. How else to explain Gaza, armed and aggrieved with a stated aim of genocide. In most normal history, Gaza would be green, prosperous and empty of evil squatters. The war would have been over fifty years ago and the Arabs, having lost, might have learned to live with their neighbours in peace.

Note to future civilizations: Think carefully before extending the franchise to the mob. It is not as if you haven't been warned. We were.

Posted by the Flea at 08:08 AM

It will be brutal

The British enjoy a budget deficit worse than Greece.

The accountants at PricewaterhouseCoopers have calculated that starting next year, Britain would have to make across-the-board budget cuts of 5 percent a year to come close to cutting the deficit in half by 2014. But because the Brown government has already declared the budgets for health, law enforcement and schools to be off-limits, cuts of up to 10 percent -- per year -- are to be expected in most areas, according to PricewaterhouseCoopers. And things could even turn out to be much worse if there is no strong economic upturn during this period.
Posted by the Flea at 08:04 AM

Jedi believer wins apology after being kicked out of Jobcentre for wearing a hood

When benefits claimant Chris Jarvis was asked to put down his hood in a Jobcentre, he said he was entitled to wear it because of his Jedi faith.

'I am a Star Wars follower. It means following the way of the Jedi,' he said yesterday. 'The main reason is I want to wear my hood up and I have got a religion which allows me to do that.

'Someone with their own religious views is allowed to wear what their religion says - the Sikhs are able to carry a great big dagger. My religion allows me to wear my hood.'

I am foursquare in favour of the Jedi religion (Episides IV, V, VI, obviously; followers of "I", "II", "III" must be killed) but surely this sets a bad precedent. Imagine the next time some child rapist is caught and he claims to follow a religion where God tells you to rape children. It would be compensation next. "No such religion exists", of course, but give it time and something like that might turn up in the UK.

/angry sarcasm

Posted by the Flea at 08:03 AM

Black Eyed Peas: Meet Me Halfway

Posted by the Flea at 08:01 AM

March 17, 2010

Back off, get your own sandwich

Rumours British firm Desire Petroleum may have struck oil near the Falklands arise as the Royal Navy announces the arrival of nuclear attack submarine HMS Sceptre to patrol the islands.

Experts claim there could be as much as 60 billion barrels of crude oil under Falkland's waters.

There are already two Navy vessels in the area. HMS York, a Type 42 destroyer, is partolling off the island's capital of Port Stanley. HMS Scott, a survey vessel, is also nearby and the fleet has air support from a squadron of RAF Typhoon fighter jets based on the islands.
Posted by the Flea at 08:07 AM

The United States of Deferred Maintenance

A Declinist moment at Newsweek.

"New York reminds me much more of London now," he observed. "It seems humbled."
Posted by the Flea at 08:04 AM

Fatuous

Funny how none of the four Entertainment Tonight and Entertainment Tonight Canada puff pieces on Kirstie Alley's fatuous new weight loss show mention her Organic Liason diet food line is yet another Scientology front company.

WWTDD? comments on the scandal.

Scientology or not, Kirstie Alley obviously knows the secret to physical health, so I’m gonna do whatever she does. Although I may only do half. I don’t want to lose too much weight, too quickly. Ohh, I should take a bunch of pictures starting today to document my rocket ride to fitness!
Posted by the Flea at 08:03 AM

Gabriella Cilmi: On a Mission

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March 16, 2010

Corpus Coranicum

Jeff Black says German researchers are preparing “Qur’an: The Critical Edition”.

This is a serious business. A team of researchers at the Berlin-Brandenburg Academy of Sciences is preparing to bring out the first installment of Corpus Coranicum – which purports to be nothing less than the first critically evaluated text of the Qur’an ever to be produced.
What this means is that the research team is in the process of analysing and transcribing some 12,000 slides of Qur’an mansucripts from the first six centuries of the text’s existence. Once that is complete, the way is open to producing a text that annotates and, presumably, provides some sort of exegesis on the differences found in the early manuscripts.

RTWT (via Quotulatiousness).

Now about the “terrible and forbidden books” — I am forced to say that most of them are purely imaginary. There never was any Abdul Alhazred or Necronomicon, for I invented these names myself. Robert Bloch devised the idea of Ludvig Prinn and his De Vermis Mysteriis, while the Book of Eibon is an invention of Clark Ashton Smith's. Robert E. Howard is responsible for Friedrich von Junzt and his Unaussprechlichen Kulten.... As for seriously-written books on dark, occult, and supernatural themes — in all truth they don’t amount to much. That is why it’s more fun to invent mythical works like the Necronomicon and Book of Eibon.
- H.P. Lovecraft, In a letter to Willis Conover

Posted by the Flea at 01:07 PM

November 1, 4006

Sabrina Sforza Galitzia has worked out the real Da Vinci code, a clue to the end of the world as we know it.

She claimed to have worked out that da Vinci foresaw the end of the world in a “universal flood” which would begin on March 21, 4006 and end on November 1 the same year. Documents showed that he believed that this would mark “a new start for humanity”, Ms Sforza Galitzia said.

“There is a da Vinci code — it is just not the one made popular by Dan Brown,” she said.

Not so fast, say the comments.

Dan Schwartz wrote:

If Leonardo really referred, in 1498, to the date "November 1, 4006", he would have been using the Julian calendar, as that was the calendar then in use. On our current Gregorian calendar, the date in question would be November 29, 4006. Not that the four-week difference means that much when you are talking about the "end of the world". But Ms. Galitzia also says that the date will mark "a new start for humanity", so I guess it isn't the literal end of the world after all, is it? Any more than December 21, 2012 will be.
Posted by the Flea at 08:14 AM

Paris Fashion Week Autumn/Winter 2010: Day 4

Posted by the Flea at 08:08 AM

Jacquy Bitch: The Misery

Posted by the Flea at 08:07 AM

March 15, 2010

Against the Dry Bones paradigm

Belmont Club claims, entirely correctly, the Middle East "peace process" is really a process: a mime show of appearing to do something.

The perverse nature of the “peace process” is driven by the unstable strategic environment of the Middle East. The existence of fundamentally undemocratic and aggressive states like Syria and Iran, coupled with the multiplicity of nonstate terrorist actors like Hezbollah and Hamas, is incompatible with the survival of a state like Israel, which for historical reasons is paranoid about its existence. It’s a puzzle in which the pieces won’t fit until they are machined down to slot in. No lines drawn on a map, no handshakes on the White House lawn, no pious statements of goodwill alters the key fact that something has to be the grinder and some parts have to be ground down. To speak of the Palestinian-Israeli process is to look through the wrong end of the telescope. Just as one cannot understand Lebanon without understanding Syria and Iran — and indeed the entire Sunni-Shia schism and its attendant politics — so too is it impossible separate the “Palestinian” problem from its context.

It’s not the settlements that are the problem, it’s the region.
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Coffee Party Group Therapy Session

Posted by the Flea at 07:24 AM

Andrea: Nai-velik

Also: Bulgarian dancehall comin' at ya'.

Posted by the Flea at 07:23 AM

March 14, 2010

Lady Gaga feat. Beyoncé: Telephone

Ladies and germs, the greatest pop music video not featuring Gwen Stefani since 1982 (hat tip to Agent Bedhead).

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Illuminating Hadrians Wall

Illuminating Hadrians Wall, from Wallsend to Bowness-on-Solway.

The airborne had the best overall view, but crowds who shrugged off the chill after sunset and clustered round each flare were rewarded with an awesome sense of the past. Flickering into life on the Whin Sill crags, above the twilit forest and marsh to the north, the 500 lights recreated the ancient border between civilisation and the barbarians.

The Guardian calls it a recreation. I call it foreshadowing.

Posted by the Flea at 11:23 AM | Comments (1)

Vroom

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Luxist rounds up the 2010 Geneva Motor Show featuring the Italians (ace), the Germans (boring Porsches)*, the French (French) and the rest including the extraordinarily tasteless Bufori Geneva (Australian).

I particularly enjoy the Stile Bertone Alfa Romeo Pandion Concept (above).

* But I repeat myself.

More: 2010 Alfa Romeo Pandion. Images.

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To celebrate the Alfa Romeo centenary, Alfa Romeo and Bertone have collaborated on this Pandion concept car. Alfa Romeo asked Bertone to make their interpretation of the 'Biscione' which is prominently featured in the Alfa Romeo badge. The name comes from a unique bird of prey in the Osprey family.

The most unique trait of the Pandion is its side windows which extend down to the front wheel arch. Like the Pandion bird, the doors open up in a gull-wing fashion.
Posted by the Flea at 10:48 AM | Comments (1)

Memories of Potemkin

Blazing Cat Fur reports from above a Hezbollah Potemkin Village on the border between Israel and Lebanon.

It's Mayberry - Hezbollah Style complete with schools and houses - and no people, the roofs however have been thoughtfully designed to accomodate snipers. I didn't see any cats either which tells you all you need to know about these monsters;)
Posted by the Flea at 10:47 AM

Paris Hilton meets Lady Gaga at the Nokia 5800 Launch

Lady Gaga is right: Stars Are Blind is a great pop record.

Posted by the Flea at 10:38 AM

Yanica & Vali ft. Aso: Dve v edno

Posted by the Flea at 10:37 AM

March 13, 2010

The Frost Report: An Understanding of Class

And: The Frost Report on Class in full (Part 1).

Posted by the Flea at 09:39 AM

Justice for everyone

All ten Jewish communities ethnically cleansed from "Arab countries" following the rebirth of the state of Israel have at long last some hope their government will represent their interests.

These are (some of) the refugees the Left neither knows nor cares about.

The plight of the estimated 856,000 Jews who were forced to leave Arab countries after the establishment of the State of Israel has played a minimal role so far in negotiations for Middle East peace. But on February 22, the Knesset adopted a law under which any Israeli government entering into peace talks must use those talks to advance a compensation claim for those who became Israeli citizens.
Posted by the Flea at 08:47 AM

Treme

By David Simon, creator of The Wire.

Posted by the Flea at 08:43 AM

Malina: Strast

Posted by the Flea at 08:42 AM

March 12, 2010

Great moments in repartee

By way of taking a poke at the wets affecting deep horror at recent remarks by Nigel Farage in Brussels, Frederick Forsyth cites Parliamentary precendent (via Andrew Stuttaford).

Over 200 years ago an outraged Lord Sandwich rose purple-faced in the House to shout at an opponent. “Wilkes, you will die either on the gallows or of the pox.” “That,” drawled John Wilkes without a pause, “must depend on whether I embrace your Lordship’s principles or your mistress.”

Terribly rude but what a put-down. We should have more like that, not less.
Posted by the Flea at 07:52 AM

Kinderwette Star Wars

Sophia Heesch identifies Star Wars figurines with her mouth.

Posted by the Flea at 07:48 AM

Brad Sucks: Making Me Nervous

Posted by the Flea at 07:47 AM

March 11, 2010

Killer deals

An Israeli ad agency has re-enacted the assassination of a Hamas commander in Dubai in a new for Mahsanei Kimat Hinam supermarket commercial (hat tip to Lumpy, Grumpy and Frumpy, who points out such a commercial would never be made in Canada).

Posted by the Flea at 09:28 AM | Comments (1)

Words matter

Here is how Nico Hines, writing for The Times, describes the would be death of Rajib Karim.

A British Airways computer expert charged with terror offences planned to take advantage of a strike by BA staff to become a temporary member of the cabin crew, a court heard today.

Rajib Karim, 30, from Newcastle upon Tyne, faces three charges under counter terrorism legislation. He is accused of two counts of planning suicide bombings and his own martyrdom.

I am certain Karim thought of himself as a shaheed, or "witness", a jihadi concept frequently mis-translated as "martyr." But a real martyr? He is no such thing, of course. The shaheed does not sacrifice himself for others, he sacrifices himself as an offering to a demon who delights in direct proportion to the unwilling sacrifices the bomber would drag with him to the underworld. A witness to nothing but his own shabby grievances, Karim is no martyr.

The Times should know better. This may be the first time in history a civilization will stand or fall on the issue of misplaced courtesies.

Posted by the Flea at 09:27 AM | Comments (1)

Why, yes, I would like fries with that

Reading: Today's young workers, it appears, believe they deserve jobs with big salaries, status and plenty of leisure time - without having to put in the hours.

They were found to value leisure time far more highly than older members of the workforce and were much more likely to want a job with an easy pace and lots of holidays. They were also less likely to want to work overtime.

Generation Y are much more likely than previous generations to see work as simply a means of paying the bills.

Writing: They can't read, can't write and think the world owes them a living.

Growing numbers of British school-leavers have 'attitude problems' and believe the world 'owes them a living', a Tesco boss warned today. Youngsters too often turn up late for work and interviews and fail to see the importance of dressing neatly and working with others, said Lucy Neville-Rolfe, director of corporate and legal affairs.

Many also struggle with basic maths and English as exams become easier and schools fail to properly enforce discipline.

Rithmetic: Teenagers who complete two weeks' work experience at a McDonald's restaurant will be awarded a qualification worth up to a B grade at GCSE.

Youngsters will be offered the 'certificate in work skills' for completing a ten-day programme which includes flipping burgers, serving customers at the tills and cleaning the dining area.
Posted by the Flea at 09:24 AM

Subterranean operations

As the world's superweapons projects move underground, DARPA has pondered a means of navigating through huge enemy underground bases in the absence of GPS: Sferics-Based Underground Geolocation (S-BUG).

DARPA boffins have noted that one of the few kinds of wireless signal which can penetrate underground is low-frequency radio. Unfortunately such signals are quite hard to generate at the required power levels. A network of lo-freq RF nav stations widespread enough to offer decent accuracy would probably be impossible to deploy.

But the right kind of signals are generated naturally by lightning strikes, which cause the emission of "atmospheric" ("sferic" or "spheric") radio pulses. An underground receiver could perhaps be built capable of detecting sferics from lightning bolts hitting the surface hundreds of miles away. It could be informed of the positions of the strikes over LF comms by a single specialised surface base station, similarly far off, and thus calculate its own position from sferic data coming in from several directions.
Posted by the Flea at 09:23 AM

The Jersey Shore Presents: Inglourious Basterds - The Line Up

Via Agent Bedhead.

Posted by the Flea at 09:18 AM

Gorillaz: Stylo

Posted by the Flea at 09:17 AM

March 10, 2010

A Victorian rave

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It is difficult to convery the precise degree of annoyance I feel at missing out on the Thames Tunnel Tour and Fancy Fair at London's Brunel Museum.

For two days only on 12th and 13th March, the Thames Tunnel, which stretches from Rotherhithe to Wapping, will re-open to the public for the first time in 145 years to mark the end of London’s EAST Festival.

Due to unprecedented demand, tickets for the Tunnel tours have now sold out however there are still places left for the Fancy Fair, a recreation of the original 1852 party hosted to celebrate the opening of the tunnel. Audiences are promised strange and wonderful Victorian characters, cosmoranic views, aerialists, jugglers, historic food and drink and music powered by steam. As Robert Hulse, the Director of the Brunel Museum has stated, “This is not just the birthplace of the tube system, it is the site of a Victorian rave!”

Wikipedia: Thames Tunnel.

The Telegraph: Top 10: Isambard Kingdom Brunel's great surviving structures.

Posted by the Flea at 10:08 AM

Swan song

Alexander McQueen's last collection.

Sixteen outfits were 80% finished at the time of Alexander McQueen's death and were completed by his design team.

More.

Etc: Chanel autumn/winter 2010/11 collection celebrates global colding.

More hot Wookie action.

Also: London Fashion Week's top looks for Autumn/Winter 2010.

Posted by the Flea at 10:07 AM | Comments (1)

Cretinism on this historic level is comparatively rare

Christopher Hitchens considers one of the most astoundingly stupid and nasty documents ever to have landed on his desk.

As descendants of the Prophet, these individuals feel personally insulted, emotionally distressed and defamed by your newspaper's re-publication of the drawing. They have therefore retained my law firm and instructed me to approach you …

Not so longer ago, this sort of language would have been cause for ridicule, and the threats a cause for war. At some point, vigilantism is going to take the place where the law used to be. At the moment, it is a war of every one against every one and Danish newspapermen have been comprehensively disarmed.

Posted by the Flea at 10:04 AM

Armed Occupation Act

The Florida Armed Occupation Act of 1842 (5 U.S. Statutes 502) was passed as an incentive to populate Florida. The main terms of the Act read like public policy via Robert Heinlein.

The Act granted 160 acres (0.6 km²) of unsettled land south of the line separating townships 9 and 10 South. (a East/West line about three miles (5 km) north of Palatka and about ten miles (16 km) south of Newnansville) to any head of a family as long he satisfied the following conditions:[1]

* be a resident of Florida and not having 160 acres (0.6 km²) of land in Florida when asking for the permit;
* get a permit from the Lands Office;
* he or his heirs reside for five consecutive years on the grant ;
* clear, enclose and cultivate 5 acres (20,000 m2) of land during the first year;
* build a house on the lot during the first year;
* the land should be two or more miles away from a garrisoned military post.

The last statement implied that the person should bear arms for his own protection.

Actually, the last statement implied the new homestead is the functional equivalent of a garrisoned military outpost; a redoubt of civilization held by force against Nature and against the barbarians.

A lot has changed in the world in 170 years. There has been a bigger change in our souls.

Posted by the Flea at 10:03 AM

Lynching Republicans

Otherwise known as the forgotten supressed history of the Democrat party: following the Civil War, 1300 white Republicans and 3500 black Republicans were lynched by the Ku Klux Klan (via Mitchieville).

Posted by the Flea at 10:02 AM

Mr. C The Slide Man: Cha-Cha Slide

Posted by the Flea at 10:01 AM

March 09, 2010

Meet the Gribble

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Posted by the Flea at 09:28 AM | Comments (1)

Ka-ka

In a whirl of limbs and with eyes bulging, the woman is helped to a squat in the ramshackle shed and starts cackling maniacally like a terrified chicken.

"Kaaaa! Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka," she screams and stutters, her right arm bent in front of her.

In related news: Tears, joy greet Michaëlle Jean in Haiti.

Governor General Michaëlle Jean is flanked by husband Jean-Daniel Lafond and Bishop Jean Zaché Duracin at Ste. Trinité Episcopal Cathedral, where she was baptized.

Je me souviens: Les felquistes.

Posted by the Flea at 09:27 AM

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the Act of depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest

Captain Devindra Sethi discusses India's growing maritime defense capabilities, including the Shaurya missile, Akula-II class submarines, INS Arihant and a dedicated naval satellite for the Indian Navy.

One little fact about their new MiG-29K fighters struck me in particular. Until the carrier INS Vikramaditya is ready for them, the MiGs will be on post off the west coast of India.

The twin-engine aircraft, capable of covering a tactical radius of around 2,000 kilometers and fitted with beyond-visual-range missiles, will provide potent air cover to the naval fleet in the Arabian Sea and Indian Ocean. The aircraft is also capable of air-to-air refueling, which enhances the time on task.
Posted by the Flea at 09:24 AM

Happy Winners

Posted by the Flea at 09:23 AM | Comments (1)

Gramophonedzie: Why Don' t You

Hat tip to Jeff.

Posted by the Flea at 09:22 AM

March 08, 2010

Depeche mode

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Future tense: Haute Macabre features Gareth Pugh Fall / Winter 2010 at Paris Fashion Week.

Present tense: Jean Paul Gaultier collection debuts at Target ([ˈtarːgeɪ] n).

Past tense: Alexander McQueen wins posthumous fashion design award.

Too soon?: Gareth Pugh is front runner to take over Alexander McQueen's fashion label.

Posted by the Flea at 06:48 AM

The fruits of Canadian imperialism

The one hand: Haiti will not be 'left behind,' MacKay says.

"Now that we know the Canadians are leaving, everybody is talking - everybody is complaining," said Jacky Khawly, a local business owner with family ties to Canada's Governor-General. "We know we have to start to mobilize."

The other hand: Canadian troops preparing to leave Haiti.

Canada is sending more of its military home from Haiti as the two-month anniversary of the Jan. 12 earthquake approaches.

Defence Minister Peter MacKay, who visited the troops Sunday and toured the capital and the cities of Jacmel and Leogane, announced that HMCS Athabaskan will pull up anchor Wednesday.

The gripping hand: Governor General travels to Haiti.

“I chose to arrive on March 8, International Women’s Day, because we must remember that hope lies with women, that without their involvement, perspectives and solutions, it would all be for naught; nothing would be viable,” Jean said in her blog post.

“I want to support that which is on the horizon, beyond the rubble.”

Feel the non-confrontational inspiration flowing.

Posted by the Flea at 06:47 AM

Brothers in arms

With New Delhi's decision to increase its defense budget to $32 billion, India is set to expand its arms trade with Israel.

Since 1991, India has purchased $8.5 billions worth of Israeli weaponry, making Jerusalem its second-largest arms supplier, after Russia. According to foreign publications, India's most recent purchase is the Israeli Aerospace Industries' Harpy – an unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) designed to attack radar systems.

Other recent acquisitions include the IAI's Searcher, which is a reconnaissance UAV, and the Heron-1, which is an UAV capable of Medium Altitude Long Endurance operations of up to 52 hours.

New Delhi has also signed a $1.1 billion deal with the IAI to convert Russian cargo planes into CAEW (conformal airborne early warning) aircrafts using the Falcon system.

Related: India has quietly asked the Saudis to stop funding terrorism against India. Give it another five years. The Saudis will not have changed their policy of funding terrorism but I expect the Indians will be ready to change their policy of asking quietly.

In a meeting last week, Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh made the appeal to the Saudis, whose limits on terrorism sponsorship appear to restrict only activities inside the Saudi kingdom
.
"Like Pakistan, Saudi Arabia has been following a dual policy on terrorism," said B. Raman, a senior analyst with the South Asia Analysis Group. While the Saudis have taken "ruthless action" against al-Qaida elements within Saudi Arabia, Raman said, "it has avoided taking action against Wahhabi organizations which have been supporting terrorism in other countries."
Posted by the Flea at 06:43 AM

Chinese Guy's Official Music Video

Peter Chao is one of only a handful of public figures who truly understands the place of multiculturalism in Canadian life.

Posted by the Flea at 06:42 AM

Peter Bjorn And John: Nothing To Worry About

Posted by the Flea at 06:41 AM

March 07, 2010

Isaiah 49:16

Posted by the Flea at 12:56 PM

Walter Chandon: "Thank you for bring this to our attention"

[Search for "Toronto paramedics complaints" and found this post? Keep reading, my adventures with Toronto paramedics starts after the following news from England]

Kane Gorny died of dehydration after three days in a British teaching hospital. Gorny was so desperate for the water refused to him by hospital nurses he telephoned the police.

They did not save him.

'The police told me he'd said, "Please help me. All I want is a drink and no one is helping me".

'By this time my son was confused due to his lack of medication and I think the nurses just ignored him because they thought he was just being badly behaved.

'They were lazy, careless and hadn't bothered to check his charts and see his medication was essential.'

Here is the best bit.

His mother added: 'When I went back to the hospital I was told that all the nurses had been offered counselling as they were so traumatised, but nothing was offered to me.

This is not a British problem, this is a socialist medical system problem. This happens in Toronto.

A close friend of mine, suffering from a chronic medical condition requiring frequent contact with the whole gamut of the medical profession, is forced to make frequent hospital trips via ambulance; this most often in a state of considerable pain and distress. On a recent occasion, her nausea was such she asked to lie down on the stretcher instead of having to sit up in the back of the amublance en route to emergency. The paramedic refused her request on the grounds she "did not want to make the bed" and, when my friend asked again, the EMS worker had her partner stop the ambulance so the pair of them could call over a police officer. This for a woman who might weigh 110 pounds soaking wet.

The officer, not knowing my friend's medical condition and assuming another uniformed emergency services worker would not lie so she would not have to change the sheets on a stretcher, told my friend she could not lie down and to do as the paramedic told her. This for a paramedic too lazy to do her job (at C$80,000 a year if she has been at it for a while). Perhaps needless to say, the paramedic refused to identify herself or offer any specific means of filing a complaint and, having initially refused to escort her patient from the ambulance into emergency (an offense in itself), followed her in to get the story straight with the ER nurses. This in turn prejudiced my friend's ER treatment on that visit.

Unfortunately, when my friend needs to get to emergency she is at her most vulnerable and is least able to record the details necessary to file a complaint let alone secure a legal remedy. She is not alone and - for at least some paramedics - the fact makes for good sport. I worked at a teaching hospital for two years and the only people cockier than the surgeons were the paramedics, they carry themselves like cut rate Top Gun extras. This is not an accident. This has been allowed to go unchallenged. Something has gone seriously wrong with the "culture" of emergency medical services - and particularly with paramedics - in Toronto.

I was not present for this particular incident (it would have had a very different ending) but, having watched Toronto paramedics at work in my living room, can personally attest to their arrogance, their inability to listen, their prejudice and their lack of professionalism. One team left medical waste for me to tidy up after them. Tell anyone who will listen: Any time you have to deal with these people, take down every detail you can. You may need the paper trail - and your attorney - for you to have any hope your word will be taken over that of the police officer or the paramedic, let alone the ER physician.

From direct observation, I would testify in court that Toronto paramedics do not appear to have consistent training on how to take a patient's blood pressure, let alone anything more complicated. I have formed a genuine, deep seated contempt for the profession.

If you live in downtown Toronto and you need to get to hospital, take a cab. It is cheaper and the cab driver will not actively try to get you killed on the way.*

Better yet, save your cab fare and stay home. Having dealt with every emergency room in downtown Toronto over the last year, there isn't one I would send my worst enemy to.** ***

* Forgive my hyperbole. By "killed" I mean "arrested".
** Though if you, my worst enemy, should happen to read this, go to the ER at Mount Sinai. Enjoy! Toronto General, by contrast, has been mostly ok. I even managed to secure a written apology from Toronto East General over some recent unpleasantness so cloud, lining, etc.
*** "To which I would send my own worst enemy." Damned prepositions.

March 8 Update (please note I have changed the title of the post to reflect the following): I forwarded a link to this post to Toronto EMS and have now received the following unsigned reply. "Thank you for bring this to our attention."

I am in receipt of your recent correspondence and ask that you provide some details, date and pick up address relating to the incident you describe so that we can commence a review of this call. Your assistance is appreciated. Thank you for bring this to our attention.

Fortunately, Walter W Chandon's City of Toronto email address identified the note's author, even if he could not be bothered to do so himself (according to Linkedin, Chandon is Co-ordinator Professional Standards at Toronto Emergency Medical Services).

This is exactly what I am talking about. A bloodless letter cut-and-pasted by somebody who, had they read what I had written, would already know I cannot provide the details he wants.

The man could not be bothered to sign his name.

Why should he? 99.9% of the time, a member of the public making a complaint has no other recourse, no other hope than that some high handed civil servant will actually do his job (let alone his duty).

My reply, unedited (with apologies for style). Five gold stars for anyone who gets the Le Devoir reference.

Dear Mr. Chandon,

You have mistaken my intention. My friend has had to endure rough treatment almost every time she has encountered your service; things are only marginally better when we have called for an ambulance when I have been present to explain to the paramedics the nature of my friend's medical condition. When she is on her own and in no state to explain her condition, Toronto EMS has been discourteous, unhelpful and at times bordering on criminal in its treatment. This is not an isolated incident, this does not only impact my friend's access to medical care, but is a systemic problem.

I find it difficult to believe you are not aware of the issue. Be assured that thanks to our experience over the last year, I now record each and every detail of each call to Toronto EMS and this information is filed for my friend's attorney. Unfortunately, when I am not present - and when your paramedics refuse to offer any incident ID number - my friend is in no position to collect the details needed to instigate an investigation.

Your paramedics know this. Obviously.

I am a conservative, I believe in law and order. Half my relatives for the last four generations have served in the police or the armed forces. I have every sympathy for EMS workers confronted by irrational, even potentially dangerous, patients. For EMS workers to abuse the authority entrusted to them by refusing a disabled woman the comfort of lying down on the way to hospital is sickening to me. I not only wish I had any way of identifying the crew - or the police officer who unwittingly enabled their abuse of power - I wish I had a camera crew present to demonstrate to the world the kind of service Toronto EMS provides for its most vulnerable clients.

Your reply strongly suggests you did not read my post carefully, do not take my concerns seriously and have no intention of addressing the culture that has taken root in Toronto's emergency medical services.

I am therefore pursuing the matter through other channels. For what it is worth, my political blog has more readers than the editorial page of Le Devoir. Be assured you can ignore my note but you will not be able to ignore the problem.

Now imagine you have no lawyer and no soap box. You could complain all you like; Toronto EMS would still know they do not have to care. Perhaps this time they do.

Posted by the Flea at 06:58 AM | Comments (1)

When the moon is full, it shines everywhere

Is Geert Wilders the new William of Orange?

The Kingdom of England is in a parlous state. Ruled by a rotten Scottish tyranny, the nation groans under the weight of oppressive, unconstitutional laws, the ruling elite is in the pay of its absolutist masters on the continent, and many Englishmen suspect their government is promoting an oppressive and reactionary religion against the will of the people.

The nation’s only hope is a charismatic young Dutchman fighting almost single-handedly against the creation of a united Europe under the rule of an unelected tyrant in Holland’s southern neighbour.

Ed West should get a special prize for "Cathophobia". And he is very nearly right about recent retro-1930s street battles between United Against Fascism and the English Defence League. The trouble is West, and the rest of the Telegraph, do not understand the UAF is the new BUF. On Cable Street, the EDL would have fought shoulder to shoulder with the Jews.

Related: Meanwhile, the Daily Mail is worried Geert Wilders will engulf Britain in a holy war. Evidently they have not noticed the holy war in Britain already underway.

"For all our tolerance, unfortunately we are also tolerant to the intolerant. We should learn to start being intolerant to the people who are intolerant to us. That is the best lesson for the Dutch government to learn."

And, according to Wilders, it's not just the Dutch government who needs to learn this - other nations, Britain included, are "going in the wrong direction altogether".

"There is almost no country more politically correct than the UK," he has said.

"Look at the terrible things that happened in London after Madrid. You have more reason than most to make this debate transparent and public.

"As long as the political elite does not take the questions, the threats, the problems of large parts of their constituents seriously, I am very negative about the future."
Posted by the Flea at 06:57 AM

On your bike

Uneuropean language at Bild reminds us of Germany's work ethic.

Tabloid Bild newspaper has written an open letter to Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou, telling him he was visiting a country where, unlike his own, people "get up early and work."
...
"No one here has to pay thousands of euros in bribes to get a hospital bed. We don't give pensions to generals' daughters who can't find a husband ... Taxi drivers give receipts and farmers don't get billions of euros in EU subsidies for non-existent olive trees," the newspaper thundered in its Friday edition.

Yet another sign the People may be fed up with the Party.

Posted by the Flea at 06:54 AM

Weapon of Mosquito Destruction

I have been dreaming about one of these since my childhood (via Jonah Goldberg).

Posted by the Flea at 06:53 AM

Sam Prekop: The Afternoon

Posted by the Flea at 06:51 AM

March 06, 2010

I want to drive my car on my television

While Tim Rogers is finally fed up with Japan I suspect I could stick it out for a bit. For one thing, I have no problem with sarcastic office participation. I much prefer the Japanese understanding of the practice as pure, empty ritual; for its zen, if you will. The cheerleaders at my old hospital job expected me to pretend to be happy and somehow to mean it (hat tip to Quotulatiousness).

A friendly word of advice to the author: If you are a vegetarian, non-smoker you need to move back to San Fransisco for anyone to respect your particular complaints. The Japanese do not owe you a living, let alone your brand of righteous, masturbatory puritanism.

The game design thoughts are fascinating, however.

Maybe you know the story about how Gran Turismo got started because Kazunori Yamauchi, on his first day in the Sony Computer Entertainment offices, wrote out a sample game design idea consisting only of the words "I want to drive my car on my television." What you may not know is that this is more or less the way many Japanese companies have been doing everything creative for maybe fifty years. Occasionally, I'll be out eating dinner with friends, and young people at a nearby table will be talking about opening a business. This is really common: it seems like they have no idea what the company is going to be. Okay, this happens in the West, too — BioWare got started from the idea of making medical software. Well, sometimes, Japanese companies don't even start with that much vision. They're just companies. Who knows what the products have to be? There's a lot of at-wall shit-flinging. Sony, back then, were requiring all employees in the Computer Entertainment division to fill out a Game Design Idea Submission form every single day. What's most intriguing is that — every time I've ever talked to a Japanese businessperson about a product that was actually monstrously successful, it seems that the one thing the boss respected most about their proposal was how it was worded so simply. For example, Kazunori Yamauchi hadn't even filled out the form completely for Gran Turismo's proposal. (If this idea morbidly amuses you, try Kobo Abe's novel Kangaroo Notebook, in which a company man simply writes "Kangaroo Notebook" on a proposal form, exciting his boss's interest and turning his life into a stressful hell. (Among other things.)
Posted by the Flea at 01:57 PM

The First British Hydrogen Bomb

Posted by the Flea at 01:54 PM

Dan Balan: Chica Bomb

Posted by the Flea at 01:53 PM

March 05, 2010

Meet Dr Who's new sidekick

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InStyle profiles Karen Gillan, the new Who Companion (that last one is nsfw).

'It's a pretty terrifying role, but a huge privilege to be part of an iconic show. I'm following in a long line of great actresses who have played the companion, so it's quite daunting. I'd love to sit down with them and have a good chat about it.'

I gather the TARDIS has also undergone some interior remodeling.

Related: The Chanel 2.55 Handbag.

Posted by the Flea at 07:48 AM | Comments (1)

An excessive interest in demonology

Mike Potemra is troubled by news of Satanic sects at the Vatican (ahem), or rather by the high probability the news suggests an otherwise respected exorcist has gone "off the emotional rails" by drawing attention to the problem.

This is a mistake. I have no clue if Satanic sects are particularly active at the Vatican at the moment (too busy in Canterbury, I would have thought) but accusing an exorcist of an "excessive interest in demonology" is not only unreasonable in itself but is also bad for the brand. Do you think anyone would watch Omen or The Exorcist or, at one time, Madonna if it they used Quaker iconography (ahem)?

They would not.

Posted by the Flea at 07:47 AM

Visionary

Typealyzer lets you assesses your blog using Myers-Briggs personality types and a text sample from your front page.

Take the Flea, for example.

ENTP - The Visionaries

The charming and trend savvy type. They are especially attuned to the big picture and anticipate trends. They often have sophisticated language skills and come across as witty and social. At the end of the day, however, they are pragmatic decision makers and have a good analytical ability.

They enjoy work that lets them use their cleverness, great communication skills and knack for new exciting ventures. They have to look out not to become quitters, since they easily get bored when the creative exciting start-up phase is over.

Fortunately, I think this blog is still in the exciting start-up phase.

Update: A friendly reminder of the real Myers-Briggs Personality Types made relevant.

For example.

ENTP: The Mad Scientist

The ENTP, like the ENTJ, is charismatic, outgoing, and intelligent. ENTPs are often quickwitted, clever, and genial; they typically display a highly organized, rational cognitive ability which makes them natural scientists and inventors.

ENTPs are creative, complex people who seek to improve their understanding of the natural world, usually by building armored fifty-story-tall robotic monsters with iron jaws and death-ray eyes, or by creating genetically mutated plagues that spread unstoppably across the land, turning all who are contaminated into mindless zombie drones. They are less likely to want to conquer the world than to destroy it utterly, reducing it to nothing but slag and rubble--though this is often merely a side-effect of their pursuit of knowledge.
Posted by the Flea at 07:44 AM | Comments (3)

IDF Field Intelligence Corps Showcases Weapons and Methods

Posted by the Flea at 07:38 AM

Émilie Simon: Bedford Avenue Sessions - Rainbow (Session 1)

Posted by the Flea at 07:37 AM

March 04, 2010

The bombing begins in five minutes

Conspicuously absent from its new military doctrine, Russia is reportedly "alarmed" by Chinese maneuvres.

Russia recently agreed to sell a dozen Su-30 top-of-the-line fighter aircraft to Vietnam, in addition to an increase in other arms exports such as the recent Vietnamese purchase of six Russian Kilo submarines.

A key analyst has concluded that while Moscow's policy doesn't directly mention China, it includes references to the nation because of its mention of a "real possibility of military conflict." The alarm follows China's training program for what would appear to be an invasion of Russia.
Posted by the Flea at 09:24 AM

Your mind is so open that your brains fall out

Michael Weiss outlines the five varieties of bad political thinking.

Let's hear it for Triumphal Manicheanism.

If the tragic Manichean’s accoutrements are v-neck sweaters and the Collected Poems of Pablo Neruda, the triumphal Manichean’s are varsity jackets and the collected works of Glenn Beck. This archconservative elder to his sunken-chested baby brother similarly traffics in either/or dichotomies of political thought, believing that everything his own government or society does is right and all those who criticize it—even from within—are radical communists. This may be because the triumphal Manichean once was one himself.

Guilty as charged.

Posted by the Flea at 09:23 AM

Mylène Farmer: Peut-Être Toi

Posted by the Flea at 09:21 AM

March 03, 2010

National Defense Mobilization Law

China's Standing Committee of the National People’s Congress has passed the National Defense Mobilization Law, a War Measures Act for the black beret and grey turtleneck crowd.

Wouldn't it be lovely if this were the last we hear of it?

[Bai Zixing, Director of The General Staff Mobilization Department]: "If China's sovereignty on territorial integrity and the country's security are at stake, China's People's Standing Committee will enact a general or partial mobilization in accordance with the constitution. The Chinese President will issue the launch of mobilization in accordance with the decision made by the Standing Committee."

Military mobilization is to be led jointly by the NPC Standing Committee and the Central Military Committee. China’s military, the People’s Liberation Army, reports to the ruling Chinese Communist Party.

Elsewhere in pantomime: Freedom of speech for me but not for thee.

When MEPs hooted and jabbered like stricken animals at the President of the Czech Republic, who happened to oppose the Lisbon Treaty, no action was taken (see here). When the then Liberal leader, Graham Watson, said that pro-referendum campaigners reminded him of Russian Communists and German Nazis, he was roundly applauded. When Martin Schulz, the Socialist leader, said that Euro-sceptic MEPs made him think of him of Adolf Hitler, the Euro-MPs behind him nodded sagely (See here. Weirdly, the clip of Shulz’s remarks can no longer be accessed on the EP website.)

By contrast, when Nigel Farage, the leader of UKIP, complained that Herman Van Rompuy, the new President of Europe had the charisma of a wet rag, he was fined 2,980 euros.

Which tells you all you need to know about contemporary cursing. Call someone a Nazi and it is water off a duck's back. Make fun of their shitty little civil service appointment and there will be Hell to pay.

Posted by the Flea at 08:57 AM

Can ninth-graders really produce college-level work?

San Francisco says, yes, provided it is for an ethnic studies course.

Students cannot fail the class. They either receive a "pass" grade or are withdrawn from the course if it appears they cannot pass, Perea said.

"All we do is give them an opportunity," he said. "I do believe that (the ethnic studies) course is a course set up so the kids will come out of there with the kind of information that a freshman here taking an ethnic studies course will have."

Yet still they believe conservatives are the racists.

Posted by the Flea at 08:53 AM

Rihanna: Rude Boy

Posted by the Flea at 08:48 AM

March 02, 2010

Promises promises

The Jewish Defence League of Canada has issued the followed letter from Meir Weinstein, National Director Jewish Defence League of Canada, to Mississauga Mayor Hazel McCallion. For the second week in a row, Mayor McCallion phoned JDL-Canada in an attempt to stop a planned March 7th picket outside Palestine House.

Her Worship Mayor Hazel McCallion
Office of the Mayor
City of Mississauga
300 City Centre Drive
Mississauga, Ontario L5B 3C1

Dear Mayor McCallion,

Thank you for your phone call earlier this morning. You stated that you used your influence to convince Palestine House to abandon their plans to host Abd Al-Bari Atwan on April 03.
Thank you for your efforts. However, I have just checked the Palestine House website and when I clicked on the EVENTS tab, I noticed that Mr. Atwan is still being promoted as the speaker for April 03.

Not only that, but Palestine House has added the promotion of "Israel Apartheid Week" in the EVENTS section as well. For your information, the Ontario Legislature recently denounced "Israel Apartheid Week" as a manifestation of "hateful and odious" anti-semitism and the House of Commons - as of today - also reiterated the same sentiments. In fact, the Leader of the Opposition, Michael Ignatieff stated in the House today

"On university campuses across the country this week, Israeli Apartheid Week will once again attempt to demonize and undermine the legitimacy of the Jewish state. It is part of a global campaign of calls for divestment, boycotts and proclamations, and it should be condemned unequivocally and absolutely."

"Apartheid is defined, in international law, as a crime against humanity. Israeli Apartheid Week is a deliberate attempt to portray the Jewish state as criminal."

"The activities planned for the week will single out Jewish and Israeli students. They will be made to feel ostracized and even physically threatened in the very place where freedom should be paramount - on a university campus."

When I clicked on the link for the "Israel Apartheid Week" website that Palestine House provides, I noticed that the media contact phone number is the same phone number that Palestine House lists in their media releases. Therefore, the Jewish Defence League of Canada is more determined than ever to call for a federal review of governmental funding for Palestine House .. and we have every intention to protest in front of their offices on Sunday March 07 at 1 o'clock in the afternoon.

The hatred promoted by "Israel Apartheid Week" has the goal of demonizing, delegitimizing and destroying the Jewish people - and is the antithesis of Canadian values as outlined in both governmental houses.

Thank you very much.

Respectfully,
Meir Weinstein,
National Director Jewish Defence League of Canada
Posted by the Flea at 06:03 PM

Know your Reapers from your Global Hawks

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Or your Demons. The Complete UAV Field Guide.

For example.

DEMON
BAE Systems

Class: Autonomous
Habitat: Defense giant BAE Systems laboratory in London
Behavior: The Demon flies with no fins and almost no moving parts, so it rarely needs repairs. Software makes it partially autonomous.
Notable Features: The entire body of the craft is shaped like a wing. Dozens of thrusters situated on its top and bottom shape airflow, replacing the work typically done by tail fins and ailerons. Onboard software varies the strength of each thruster to control pitch, side-to-side movement (yaw) and roll. BAE Systems engineers hope to begin test flights this month.
Posted by the Flea at 08:28 AM | Comments (1)

Après moi

Mark Steyn considers a West hoping to fend off the final collapse just long enough to live out its retirement benefits.

What's happening in the developed world today isn't so very hard to understand: The 20th century Bismarckian welfare state has run out of people to stick it to.
Posted by the Flea at 08:27 AM

The abyss of statecraft

Irrational: Caroline Glick makes a number of excellent points about Europe, Hamas and Israel amongst other things.

Let's start with Dubai, shall we.

The same Dubai authorities who had no problem with hosting a wanted international terrorist worked themselves into a frenzy condemning his killing.

Rational: Israeli air force training hints at possible strike on Iran, says Israel Today.

Israeli media reported on Sunday that the Israeli air force has started practicing rapid refueling, the type of which would only be used in a sustained aerial attack on a distant enemy.

Or, more probably, keeping as many planes in the air over Israel when they are needed.

Posted by the Flea at 08:24 AM

Ellie Goulding: Starry Eyed

Posted by the Flea at 08:21 AM

March 01, 2010

Eurocopter Blue Edge rotor blade noise reduction

"The good news is that there is no such thing as silent, stealth black helicopters. The bad news is that, thanks to Eurocopter's noise-canceling Blue Edge rotor blades, there soon will be."

Posted by the Flea at 12:31 PM

Owned the podium

Just reporting the facts, you understand.

Posted by the Flea at 11:48 AM

Céleste Boursier-Mougenot at Barbican Centre, London

French artist Céleste Boursier-Mougenot creates works by drawing on the rhythms of daily life to produce sound in unexpected ways.

For his installation in The Curve, Boursier-Mougenot creates a walk-though aviary for a flock of zebra finches, furnished with electric guitars and other musical instruments. As the birds go about their routine activities, perching on or feeding from the various pieces of equipment, they create a captivating, live soundscape.
Posted by the Flea at 11:47 AM

Ads that have disappeared

Once among the missing: The classic Ferrero Roche "Ambassador's Party" ad was lost then found.

Still among the missing: The Wunderbar chocolate Viking on the beach ad... "It's Wunderbar!"

Also, a relax with (Passion) Flakie ad I never saw but is wanted by the GF of the Flea.

Posted by the Flea at 11:44 AM

Wes Anderson's Spider-Man

Hat tip to the Sister of the Flea.

Posted by the Flea at 11:43 AM

David Christie: Saddle Up

With a shout out to Ben, who will wish he found it first.


David Christie - Saddle Up
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Posted by the Flea at 11:42 AM