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August 15, 2009

Scientists in Japan microscopically confirmed Islam is the correct religion

"Please embrace Islam."

Please study and embrace islam to win Paradise. As you can see in this wonderful video from Egyptian national TV studio the seated scientist from Japan presented his findings of the effect of the holy Quran islam and the islamic prayer call (the athan) on water molecules under electron microscopy. The egyptian scientist B.sc.Ms.Ph.D explained the water molecules took beautifull shapes everytime they are exposed to air vibrations from reading the holy Quran or saying the word islam or the muslim call to prayer the athan. The scientist added because water constitute 70% of our body this makes us happy and explains the feeling of happiness after people embrace islam and worship Allah. Please watch read the holy Quran and embrace islam.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at August 15, 2009 07:44 AM



Well then the next step is to examine the effect of the Quran on alcohol molecules. Presumably it will take the shape of an unhappy face.

Also, peanut butter. Maybe, if kept in a Quran-labelled jar, or read to daily, it will spontaneously take the form of peanut butter cookies, nature's most perfect shape.

I think we're missing valuable business opportunities here.

Posted by: Chris Taylor [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 15, 2009 10:14 AM

"Some thoughts have a certain sound, that being the equivalent to a form. Through sound and motion, you will be able to paralyze nerves, shatter bones, set fires, suffocate an enemy or burst his organs. We will kill until no Harkonnen breathes Arakeen air. "

"My name is a killing word." -Paul Atreides

Posted by: Solomon [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 15, 2009 02:43 PM

Hmm...what do the nerds at Cal Tech have?


Posted by: OregonGuy [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2009 01:04 PM