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April 20, 2009

It will have five pillars

Not content with removing a symbol of Christ from his recent address at Georgetown University, Barack Hussein Obama relied on the symbols he knows best to convey Christ's parables.

He reminded his audience of how the well-meaning attempt to spread home-ownership in America had been perverted into forms of debt so ill- or unsecured that they had provoked the world financial crisis. He repeated Jesus's parable of the two houses. One was built on "a pile of sand", and so fell when the rain came. The other was built upon a rock. "We must build our house upon a rock," said the President.

The house that Barack wants to build is architecturally grand. It will have five pillars, he announced. The first is that Wall Street will have new rules to reward "drive and innovation, not reckless risk-taking". The last is that "new savings in the federal budget… will bring down the debt for future generations". Sandwiched between these pillars are the other three. Each of these involves "new investments" – education, renewable energy, and health care. This, said Mr Obama, would be the "new foundation".

Five pillars. Got it.

Fun fact: al Qaeda means Foundation. The man obviously thinks the American electorate is completely ignorant of the threat they face. But then, his new office proves him right.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at April 20, 2009 10:23 AM