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December 10, 2008
Socialites of the world, unite!
Michael Musto chats with Paris Hilton about her forthcoming genetic opera. He coins the handy term "socialitism" on the way by.
Me: So, you were pro-Obama?
Paris: I don't say who I vote for.
Me: I do. He's super-sexy.
Paris: Yeah, he's good-looking, and he's inspiring people.
Me: But what a country he's inheriting! Has the economy's free fall affected you?
Paris: Not at all. The business I'm in is not affected by it.
Me: Huh? But I'm in the same business, and I'm wearing K-Mart shoes. You have no money in stocks?
Paris: Yes, but they're in good stocks.
Me: Tell me what they are!
(Silence.)
Paris: I don't say who I vote for.
Me: I do. He's super-sexy.
Paris: Yeah, he's good-looking, and he's inspiring people.
Me: But what a country he's inheriting! Has the economy's free fall affected you?
Paris: Not at all. The business I'm in is not affected by it.
Me: Huh? But I'm in the same business, and I'm wearing K-Mart shoes. You have no money in stocks?
Paris: Yes, but they're in good stocks.
Me: Tell me what they are!
(Silence.)
Quite right too; know, dare, will and keep silent.
Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at December 10, 2008 08:07 AM
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at December 10, 2008 10:03 AM
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