Ghost of a flea

I wish Bush would hurry up with that long-expected fascist takeover -- I've been waiting at least five years for the chance to earn extra money informing on my fellow academics! I'm beginning to wonder if Chimpy McHitlerburton really is as diabolically incompetent as my colleagues say!

My favourite is listening to York profs speculating as to which of their colleagues are secretly in the pay of the CIA. If there is a term beyond "delusions of relevance" I am trying to grasp for it.