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January 17, 2008
Lazy like a fox

Most of the people describing Fred Thompson as lazy have never played a key role in anything as monumental as the Watergate hearings, never been elected to the Senate of the United States, never had a decades long film and television career. To the casual observer the laziness charge seems like jealousy. The technical term is resentement, the festering kernel of slave morality. Decaf coffee drinkers and NPR enthusiasts, in other words.
By contrast, Fred Thompson is the man who wheels out his own centre. Scrappleface makes a cogent - if ever so slightly conjectural - summary of Fred! and the media.
“Most of these journalists seem to lack what you might call fire in the belly,” said the former Tennessee senator. “When’s the last time you read an in-depth story about what the presidential hopefuls actually believe, or have accomplished? How often have you seen a reporter place a candidate’s views in the context of the Constitution, the sweep of American history, the intricacies of global geopolitics, economic theory or even basic political philosophy?”
Exactly. Flea-readers seeking further insight might consider the biography of Lazarus Long. With luck and a tailwind we may yet have President Thompson at the helm.
Related but arguing for a different candidate: Much as it pleases to think of myself as a rock ribbed movement conservative* and much as it pains me to admit it, the Ann Coulter endorsement is important to me; she is tough and quite brilliant. If Coulter has drank the Kool Aid it might be game over.
* I believe this is the only time I have obliquely framed my views with the "c" word in this blog. Go Fred!
Update: In South Carolina, Fred! critiques his opponents' policies (via Instapundit). Mitt Romney, for example.
"He basically promised the federal government would come in and bail out Michigan when he got elected President – very conservative notion, don't you think?” Thompson asked facetiously.
You want to know why rocked rib types support Fred Thompson? Why Fred Thompson will be the nominee and, inshallah, the next President of the United States? Mitt Romney is not a conservative. John McCain is not a conservative. Mike Huckabee is not a conservative. Rudy Giuliani is not a conservative. Ron Paul (spit) is not a conservative.
At some point the Republican party is either going to figure this out or get used to saying President Obama. Lord knows they don't call it the Stupid Party for nothing but I trust the message will sink in before the ship takes on too much water.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at January 17, 2008 07:23 AM
Comments
He's had Coulter for a while, it seems.
I still don't understand this Romney thing. How does he do it? I've theorized that it's a Bill Clinton of the Right phenomenon.
It's very, very strange.
Posted by: Ben (The Tiger in Exile)
at January 17, 2008 08:18 AM
Ben: It is an assertion more than a theory. Aside from you apparent inability to account for why people should be loyal to these two men what do they have in common?
I still think Bill Clinton more closely resembles Huckabee. Both men are likable, both smooth talkers, both charismatic Arkansas governors. Both completely full of shit. I have no difficulty understanding an enduring loyalty to either man.
Romney has yet to demonstrate anything like the popularity and affection Clinton evokes and offers no equivalent to Clinton's early third way policies (or indeed his triangulation). Romney is wooden, off-putting and has no apparent ideological commitments except to win whatever job or office he is currently seeking. One is a Rhodes scholar who married an ideologue from Yale and whose political career might have followed the same trajectory in academia had he not gone in to politics. The other is a businessman raised by a businessman and offers the dubious merits of Olympic/Massachusetts executive and management experience; a technocrat not a scholar.
The two men could hardly be less alike.
Posted by: Ghost of a flea
at January 17, 2008 08:49 AM
How?
Creative definitions of words. Apparently seductive political charm. Incredibly cynical focus-grouped pandering.
And when you watch him, you want to believe him.
Hard-bitten conservatives are calling him Reaganesque.
Posted by: Ben (The Tiger in Exile)
at January 17, 2008 08:56 AM
Oh, and this little gem.
You know what? I think that if he can work people like this, there's no telling what the man can do during a general election campaign.
I think he very well might be the next president -- he's that good.
What he actually believes, I don't know, and where he'll take the country (Khrushchevism? Reaganism?), God only knows -- but he seems to have the skills.
It's totally weird.
Posted by: Ben (The Tiger in Exile)
at January 17, 2008 09:02 AM
It would certainly be weird if the last year had born out Terry Michael's prediction from last February. Romney may be marginally ahead in the delegate count - perhaps more so after Nevada - but despite having dropped something on the order of $150m so far it is far from certain the nomination is his to buy, let alone win. Clinton never had the deep pockets and he never needed them.
Perhaps my difficulty in appreciating your position stems from the fact I find Bill Clinton (and indeed Mike Huckabee) quite charismatic while I find Romney radically less charismatic than Bill Clinton's wife. Thus far the polls suggest I am not alone in this opinion. If Romney goes on to win the nomination and the presidency - he will need a third candidate in the race to do so with Clinton's results - I shall find myself in perfect agreement with your current befuddlement.
Posted by: Ghost of a flea
at January 17, 2008 09:27 AM
Just wait and see.
Posted by: Ben (The Tiger in Exile)
at January 17, 2008 09:30 AM
I think it is safe to say we both hope you are mistaken... :-)
Posted by: Ghost of a flea
at January 17, 2008 09:37 AM
Oh, I'd be thrilled if I turn out to be wrong.
Posted by: Ben (The Tiger in Exile)
at January 17, 2008 09:40 AM
