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October 18, 2007
Finding t.A.T.u.
Egotastic thinks it is not going to be good. Whereas I think Finding t.A.T.u. is quite possibly going to be the greatest film ever made. Better than Showgirls, even.
According to Wikipedia, “The story is about two girls, Janie Sawyer (an American girl from New York, living in Moscow) and Lana (a Russian native), who become obsessed with t.A.T.u. They become best friends, with crushes on each other, and attend a t.A.T.u. concert. While in Moscow, Janie develops a drug problem. The girls at some point end up killing one of their mothers.”
In related news: What the hell is Mischa Barton thinking? It is not as though my mind control powers can reach Moscow (yet).
Posted by Ghost of a flea at October 18, 2007 07:04 AM
Comments
Egad.. Thats a dvd purchase for my stocking if ever I heard of one.
Plot schmot. No worse than my addled thought while running late one night that someone should re-do the elephant man movie, set it in Innsmouth and have a normal looking guy playing the part of John Merrick surrounded by scaley uggo fishy locals who put him on display as ugly.
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at October 18, 2007 09:26 AM
Starring Paris Hilton!
Posted by: Ghost of a flea at October 18, 2007 09:32 AM
Drug problem + killing mother. Yep, that's box-office gold. Maybe they can get Lindsay Lohan to sign on as well.
Posted by: Chris Taylor at October 18, 2007 10:41 AM
If I understand correctly, this masterpiece is set to be released this month.
On an unrelated note: I cannot believe nobody has commented on my drive-by nipple. Bill Ardolino must still be in serious journalist mode.
Posted by: Ghost of a flea at October 18, 2007 10:46 AM
I just took a look at Mischa's filmography on IMDb. It reads like she's Count Rugen and her agent is Inigo Montoya.
That said, I'll be there when this hits the theatres. Preferably on a double bill with a remake of Lambad: The Forbidden Dance.
Posted by: utron at October 18, 2007 03:45 PM
I did not fail to notice that barely veiled nipple... not even once during the thirty four times I've looked at that picture. nope, not once.
In other news...
Posted by: the sad old goth... at October 18, 2007 06:25 PM
I just took a look at Mischa's filmography on IMDb. It reads like she's Count Rugen and her agent is Inigo Montoya.
Pure gold. This should win some kind of award.
Posted by: Chris Taylor at October 19, 2007 09:46 AM
Do you think Sara and Tegan might be prevailed upon to add a few licks?
Meanwhile, concentrating hard on the left side of the picture, Miss Barton seems so much better when she is standing still in very few, somewhat transparent, articles of clothing. This is because she is a model and the Otis rule always, always, applies.
Posted by: Jay Currie at October 19, 2007 07:32 PM
But who's going to play Charlotte Church?
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at October 19, 2007 11:12 PM
