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July 02, 2007
The silver lining
In Glasgow they take the law into their own hands. And feet.
As thousands of Glaswegians queued, moaned and sneakily sipped Buckfast on a rainy Saturday afternoon, one man stood vigilant outside the airport terminal. Baggage supervisor, hero, smoker. John Smeaton.
Little did he know, as he happily dragged on his fag, that two crazed al-Qaeda operatives were preparing to meet their maker. But they didn’t meet their maker. Instead they met BAA’s answer to Jack Bauer.
Little did he know, as he happily dragged on his fag, that two crazed al-Qaeda operatives were preparing to meet their maker. But they didn’t meet their maker. Instead they met BAA’s answer to Jack Bauer.
Now going to kick in a pint (that's an IOU, they will get my PayPal contribution as soon as I confirm this is not a scam... sad days).
"This is Glasgow, We'll set about ye!" Update: John Smeaton interviewed.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at July 2, 2007 08:14 AM
Comments
Man that's a beautiful thing. We've had no word out here from the MSM whatsoever that any human intervention occurred, it's like Jihadis are spectral Ninjas and can pass through walls, nothing we can do (especially the War) will stop them - that's the message.
Posted by: DirtCrashr
at July 2, 2007 12:21 PM
