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September 17, 2005

Office productivity

These tips for white collar slacking were forwarded to me by a Flea-reader who had best remain anonymous. A precious boon in my quest to reduce office productivity everywhere.

Gadgets, such as BlackBerrys and cell phones, and software, including email and instant messaging programs, can be tweaked to appear as if you’re a diligent workaholic when all you want to do is enjoy a round of golf, a three-martini lunch or to surf the Web at the office for fun and games.

These include downloadable “panic buttons” to click so the boss won’t catch you playing Solitaire at your desk to ways of logging onto your home PC from the office so you can surf the Net undetected, to computer programs that look like you’re installing an important program so you can take an extra long coffee break.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at September 17, 2005 08:40 AM

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