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April 22, 2005
Osethay Igbay Ollywoodhay Utslays
Pope Benedict XVI has issued his first encyclical, Osethay Igbay Ollywoodhay Utslays, an expression of "grave doubts" about Paris Hilton for her behaviour in apparent contradiction of the moral precepts of the Olyhay Iblebay.
Writing in Pig Latin, a little used apostolic dialect, Pope Benedict, who is LXXVIII, tore into Hilton, calling her an "alsefay iendfray" (false friend) for dumping her "Simple Life" co-star Nicole Richie, who still had two years remaining on her contract.
"A contract is sacred and binding and not to be taken lightly," wrote Benedict XVI. "God does not smile on those who ignore contractual obligations in order to advance their own frivolous agendae."
Hinting that he knew the "ealray easonray" (real reason) for the split between Hilton and Richie, the pontiff warned that he might not choose to remain "ilentsay" forever.
"A contract is sacred and binding and not to be taken lightly," wrote Benedict XVI. "God does not smile on those who ignore contractual obligations in order to advance their own frivolous agendae."
Hinting that he knew the "ealray easonray" (real reason) for the split between Hilton and Richie, the pontiff warned that he might not choose to remain "ilentsay" forever.
One of the most shocking moments of my time in England was the discovery my English friends could not speak Pig Latin. My friend from Texas and I naturally insisted onay onglay onversationcay.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at April 22, 2005 05:33 AM
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