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December 17, 2003

Elf sex

Everything Tolkien had to say about Elf sex (via ***Dave).

Ever since the movie of the book Fellowship of the Ring came out, there seem to be two popular ideas about Elves’ sex lives. Either they are radiantly asexual, or they are all screwing each other madly, along with any dwarves, hobbits, and men who happen along. Whichever you prefer is usually based on how attractive you think Orlando Bloom is. Tolkien’s history of Middle-Earth provides us with some information about elvish sex lives.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at December 17, 2003 08:55 AM